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(voice of man who just remembered he has a baguette and smoked salmon innthe fridge) I need to make a sandwich.

#freakcasual #salmon cucumber sriracha mayo mixed greens. baguette

puppy enrichment day. I am the self-appointed greatest fetch player dogboy

Sorry puppy. Daddy’s waiting for news back on a 12k study scholarship and he’s too nervous to get horny right now

#freakcasual #not targeted #my outlook is good but that much money is always nerve-wracking

Have a date with the gorgeous photographer with whom I’ve been exchanging art tips and complimenting his work (and perhaps inadvertently flirting with)

#freakcasual #draft from June 12th #lunch and walk by a river it’s like he read my mind #frightened by my own game #autistic style

Passenger princing and admiring my lapful of delicate white peonies like I didn’t just haul 20 bags of mulch moments ago

#freakcasual #need me someone who I can blink at with big innocent eyes #like I didn’t just shatter their perception of my delicate disposition with a casual show of physical prowess

Enamored by the emo guy who sold me my 2lbs of coho salmon at the farmers market

#freakcasual #emo boys I 🫀 you

Doing my hair so I’m the sexiest bitch at the Iron & Wine concert tonight

#freakcasual #with the intention of hand feeding grapes to my friends and lounging on the lawn

My biggest flaw is that I am so deeply serious all of the time

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