#freaking arms

[heartswillbindyou]

[fairykimseok]

The pain this man can cause

[mackkenyu]

[bubblegumjetpack]

Shit I Say On Clinicals

The ambulance crew I am with has been called out to transport a dead body. The body has already undergone some rigor mortis despite having died in the hospital only a couple hours ago.

EMT: Man, this guy's already going stiff. Still warm, though.

Me: Well, at least this shouldn't be an exciting trip.

*strapping the dead body onto the stretcher*

Me: Sir, I'll need you to put your arms down while we strap you in. Sir, SIR, could you please put your arms down? You're being very difficult.

EMT: SIR DON'T ARGUE WITH THE LADY JUST PUT YOUR ARMS DOWN