Good Taste Graveyard

This is where content and hopes and dreams go to die.

[queen-zigzag]

[everybrook]

BROOK CANONLY DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE PIRATE KING TITLE MEANS, AND HAS NEVER HEARD OF THE ONE PIECE

[homunculus-argument]

A god that dictates seemingly arbitrary and oddly specific rules to its followers, not because it demands absolute blind obedience, but because it's fascinated by human creativity and wants to see what kind of rules-lawyering the followers come up with in order to circumvent the rules, or how to interpret them in a way in which they can still abide by the rules when the letter of the law would be impossible or highly inconvenient to obey.

Like the command says "You Must Not Wet Your Hands With This Specific Substance", and there's one faction that has decided that since it's practically impossible to not ever touch the thing, your hands won't be touching it if you're wearing gloves. Another sect has decided that it doesn't count if you only handle the substance when it's frozen solid, so your hands don't get wet from touching it. A third one has figured out how to obtain or produce some substance that is essentially identical in every way, but has a slightly different chemical structure, so it's not the same substance.

And then there's the ones who figured out how to handle the entire process by only using their feet.

[spidersdaily]

[fleshengine]

I've seen multiple videos like this and I love them every time. Makes me wish humanity domesticated spiders a few thousand years ago or something.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

yes conservatism is on the rise yes tradwife content is as popular as ever yes pink jobs and blue jobs are fucking stupid BUT there is still such a big change in how straight women are talking about relationships online.

they're talking about how they're no longer interested in dating because their female friends treat them better than boyfriends do. they're realizing that being single is always better than being in a bad relationship. it's becoming a lot more normal and fun and hot for women to be single at any age. the women who have settled down with truly good men in truly happy relationships are encouraging other women to not take any shit because the right man won't need to be "trained". they're talking about how their mothers and grandmothers warned them to get a job and not get married, and they followed the advice.

tradwife content is performance. it's propaganda. there are so few women actually living that life. but we know for a fact that more women than ever are educated, working, and single. and all I see (admittedly in my woke ass algorithm) is women talking about how they're done settling for mediocre relationships. and I love it.

[depsidase]

[gorgynei]

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

[gorgynei]

#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website

im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[creatingblackcharacters]

[animentality]

[mikkeneko]

[Image ID: Two photographs of the same tabby domestic shorthair cat. The photo on the left has the cat with a neutral expression, whiskers and ears relaxed, eyes about a quarter closed and pupils narrow. Photo on the right has the cat with ears perked, whiskers pushed forward, eyes wide open and pupils round and enlarged. Caption reads, "The one weird thing about cats is that 'murder mode' isn't the first photo, but the second one."

Followed by: Social media reply by Rachel S @(LooksStupidTho) "Haha, I can always tell people that have no cat experience when they look at a cat like the first pic and say 'He's plotting world domination' or something trite. He's just chilling. Pic 2 is the 'Top shelf is about to be cleared of all your fragile collectibles' kind of look." End ID.]

[adobe-outdesign]

Funniest sprite of all time is the Doctor from B2W2

> Holding a stethoscope to a Pokeball instead of just, you know, using it on the Pokemon directly

> Clearly can't hear anything because it's plastic

> Also can't hear anything because he's slapping the stethoscope against the Pokeball instead of pressing and holding it

> When he obviously fails to hear anything with his incredibly flawed method, he resorts to just holding it up to his ear as if that's going to help

> This man has not been to medical school

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[indigozeal]

[weirdness-is-good]

[blondebrainpowered]

Jinpachi the hermit cat.

Sound on please.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Last time I posted an attractive women doing some absolutely dope shit the lesbians claimed her and you know what? Fair... but this... this is for the bisexuals

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@drukhari

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA