Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of people demanding that if you supported Trump you’re a bigoted, racist, blahblahblah loser who should rot in their own filth and you should unfollow them and die.
Honestly I’m amused and heartbroken at this sight in Tumblr.
Trump won. Whoopie. Clinton lost. Sad face. Get over it.
We have to deal with what is coming for the next four years and hopefully we get better candidates in the next upcoming election that won’t spew vile poo and trash over each other.
All this unrestained hate running rampant in Tumblr is definitely making us look like whiny children who spits on meany-heads and stupid-heads. Aren’t we in a time where we surpassed this hate and learned to tolerate everyone’s differences?
Take a Grow-Up-Into-A-Mature-Well-Mannered-Respectful-Adult pill and suck it up.
Life is going to continue on whether this dude or chick is doing this and that. Earth doesn’t stop when an elephant is killed by poachers. It certainly isn’t going to stop because something isn’t going your way.
I think it is absolutely fabulous that the royal fandom is having a movie night. Especially with a theme related movie! Favorite fandom ever! I'm playing my Anastasia music box in honor of the fandoms awesomeness.
You have an Anastasia music box? That's amazing!
We do these movie nights every once in awhile. You should join in!
I just got home after a pretty shitty date/night and my spirits were instantly lifted when I saw your new one shot :D I am so freaking excited! You totally turned my night around, thank you :)
Well, I'm sorry that you had a shitty date, but I'm glad you liked the new one shot and that it helped turn your night around! It's so nice to receive messages like this :) Thank you so much for reading!
so this is the fic i wrote for freakinga, who won my fic giveaway contest. she said she liked dirty talk, so that's what she got. she gave me permission to post it here, so i hope you all enjoy it too! it's got her name in it a few times but whatever you could just plae it with yours if you're into that sort of thing.
thor/tumblr user freakinga
nc-17.
1403 words.
You sit in your pajamas, reading quietly. Every few minutes, you nervously check your phone. Thor had gone on a mission with the Avengers two days ago and despite his promise that he would keep in touch with you, you hadn't heard hide nor hair of him – and you were starting to worry.
Trying not to be clingy, you struggled with whether or not to send another message. Fifteen minutes later, you decide to, assuming you wont hear a response. The message was simple, “Miss you! Hope everything is going well!” Surprisingly, a few moments later, your phone buzzes with his reply.
From: Thor
12:07 PM
Hello, my love. I am missing you as well.
You squeal, so excited to finally hear from him. You quickly type out a reply:
To: Thor
12:08 PM
How are things going? Did you win? Are you hurt?
From: Thor
12:11 PM
Everyone is fine, but I will be gone for a while longer. How are you, sweetheart?
To: Thor
12:11 PM
Oh, I'm fine. But I miss you a lot. It gets lonely sleeping in that big bed all by myself...
You bite your lip, hoping Thor will get where you're headed with this. You feel silly, being so horny even though you've only spent a few days apart. But there's something about Thor that turns you into some sort of voracious sex-fiend.
From: Thor
12:15 PM
Yeah? I'm sorry, love. Soon I will return to you [and our bed]. What have you been doing in my absence?
You decide to throw caution to the wind and get very dirty very quickly.
To: Thor
12:16 PM
Touching myself.
You smile to yourself, knowing that's all it will take to reel him in. You shift on the couch, making yourself comfortable. You start to trace nonsense patterns on your belly, hoping this proceeds where you want it to and you'll be able to start touching yourself.
From: Thor
12:18 PM
Fuck, Alexz.
To: Thor
12:19 PM
Yes, please!
You palm one of your breasts, losing yourself in your thoughts. Imagining it was Thor's big, warm hand instead of your own, imagining he was hovering over you, pinning you down...
Many minutes go by, and you get restless. You check your phone repeatedly, thinking you've simply not felt it vibrate. But eventually twenty minutes pass, and you still haven't heard from him. You sigh, upset that you've been left unsatisfied and horny as ever.
Suddenly you hear a loud noise from your bedroom, and your heart is seized with fear. You move to get up and check to see what's going on, but you don't even get off of the couch before a huge, unbearable weight is pressing you back into it...
You cry out, sure that one of the Avenger's enemies has found you and is going to kidnap you. You kick and struggle in an attempt to free yourself, but soon a gravely voice is whispering in your ear “Alexz! Alexz, it is me. Relax.” Your eyes shoot open, and you are shocked to see Thor in front of you, sweat beading on his brow and his pupils blown wide. “Thor!” You manage to squeak out before his lips are pressed against yours, his tongue wasting no time in exploring your mouth. You moan into the kiss, arching your hips up to meet the large bulge in his pants. He moans too, large hands gripping your hips while his lips move to place tender kisses on your earlobe and down your neck.
While his mouth is occupied, his hands work on taking off your pajama shorts. You comply eagerly, lifting your ass off the couch so he can rid you of the unnecessary garments. His large hands cup your ass cheeks, giving one a slight smack. You throw you had back and moan, loving when Thor gets a little rough. “Yeah, you like that?” Thor's voice rasps in your ear, sending shivers down your spine and through your crotch. You can only moan in response, garnering your ass another slap from Thor. “You're such an eager slut for me.” he croons, his hands coming down to stroke right by your pussy. “I can feel how wet you are for me.” He says, kissing your neck. “I've – nnng – been lonely without you.” you pant, running your fingers through his blonde locks.
Thor tugs gently at the bottom of your shirt, and you raise your arms so he can take it off. His mouth and tongue are on you again immediately, attached to one pert nipple while his rough fingers rub softly at the other. His warm tongue laves at your nipple, stopping intermittently to suck and nibble on it gently. You arch into his touch, your arousal even greater than before. You vaguely wonder how he got here so quickly, but that thought disappears when Thor starts kissing and biting his way down your belly.
“Aaah, Thor!” You moan as he sucks at your hipbone, a dark red mark appearing under his ministrations. “Yes, Alexz? Do you like that?” he says, hand moving down so circle your clit. All you can do it throw back your head and moan loudly, praying he'll touch you more. “So eager.” Thor murmurs, and you can hear that he's smiling. His fingers continue to tease you, dipping into your entrance and spreading the wetness around. “I” - he presses a kiss to the inside of your thigh “am going” - another kiss - “to make you come harder than you ever have before.” he punctuates the last word with a kiss right on top of your sex, tongue flicking out momentarily to touch your clit. You moan, obscenities falling from your mouth and your hands tangling in his hair, willing him to keep going. A light tug of his hair is all the motivation he needs, and he starts licking you in earnest.
He takes his time, is tongue slowly dragging from your clit to your entrance, where he'll fuck you with it for a moment. The sensations are overwhelming, and you can feel your orgasm approaching embarrassingly quickly. “Fuck, Thor.” you moan, and he hums in appreciation around your pussy. He removes himself for a moment, saying “Alexz, you taste absolutely divine.” then he swirls his tongue around your clit and your legs shake, your orgasm imminent -
And suddenly his tongue is gone, and you groan in frustration. You open your eyes, only to be greeted with the site of Thor disrobing. “Sorry, love.” he says. “But you're going to come with me inside of you.” You lick your lips, eyes darting to his cock hanging heavy between his legs. You wrap your legs around his waist, nudging his cock towards your pussy. He smirks, then fills your pussy with his length in one thrust.
“Oh, YES!” you cry, nails clawing into his back. “You're – nnng – so – fucking – tight.” Thor grunts between thrusts. He buries his head in the crook of your neck, breath hot against your neck. He pounds his cock into you relentlessly, the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the room. “Fuck, Alexz.” he growls. “you feel so good, like you were fucking made for my dick.” He reaches a hand between you two to rub at your clit, and you know you're close. “Thor, Thor.”You moan. “I'm close, I'm so c-close, I'm going to come.” He picks up the pace of his thrusts, his thumbs pressed firmly on your clit. “Yes.” he rasps. “Come for me, Alexz. Look at me when you come.” You force yourself to open your eyes, his bright blue ones boring into you. Heis fingers ghost over your clit one more time before you're coming undone, your orgasm causing your pussy to clench tight around his cock. “Gods, yes.” Thor moans, grasping your hips and thrusting one, two, three more times before he spills inside of you.
You both lie still for a moment, panting. He rolls off of you and places a chaste kiss to your forehead. “I must leave you, my love. I...departed from our Avenger friends quite suddenly, without notice.” he says, smiling and starts pulling his pants on. “But please don't hesitate to call me if you start feeling...lonely again.” He winks at you, before swinging Mjolnir over his head and flying through a nearby window.
