#freakmobile

[freaks-mice-villains]

📺 Chet Chipsworth Tonight! Freakmobile Toy Line 🏎

Hey kids! Tell your parents to get their wallets and wait in line for the exclusive release of the Freakmobile!! Intrepid TV reporter Chet Chipsworth is on the scene at the Toy Mart to tell you all about the amazing features of this must-have toy! And it's totally not a paid endorsement!

But wait! Who else is waiting in line to get their eager hands on this sensational toy?

Find out by reading the chapter on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60651838/chapters/162334864

Excerpt:

Zach cleared his throat behind him, juggling the camcorder and a clipboard. "Mr. Chipsworth, I think we're ready to start." Chet turned away from the window with a sigh, his expression shifting to smile number twenty-five—professional tolerance. "And here we are," he muttered, gesturing toward the line behind him. "Another chapter in the ongoing saga of crass commercialization." "C'mon, Mr. Chipsworth," Zach said cheerfully, already panning his camcorder across the line of customers. "Look at the turnout! The Freakmobile's got everything—real lights, sound effects, extendable wings, even a detachable grappling hook!" Chet shot him a skeptical glance. "Yes, because nothing says 'hero of justice' quite like turning your image into a hunk of overpriced plastic." Zach shrugged, his enthusiasm undeterred. "It's not just plastic—it's die-cast metal in some parts. And the wheels are real rubber!"

[acmeoop]

Freakmobile (1995)