#freakpost

[embrace-delusion]

I rarely freak post on here but oh well. (Also I know this is an old video):

oh god. Oh god what the fuck. I’m so turned on by that for some reason…why is that so hot…please do this to me *cough cough* WHO SAID THAT?!? Must have been the wind smh

anyway Mack you’re so lucky. (I mean Smitty is the really lucky one but oh well). I bet Will gets him NICE AND SLICKED UP.

[slimefucker]

i need to be stuffed full of eggs by some disgusting insect, and then kept as its broodmare as it keeps pumping load after load of eggs in me and keeping me drugged up with some kind of aphrodisiac its cum produces ❤️

[dzzydream3r]

everytime zooble sings the line “when the circus lost its magic” i cum a lil

[derarararara]

I am SO MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[the-brainrot-central]

ON THE SUBJECT OF SEAHORSE LOID

sorry for freakposting on main but in response to my previous post that no one saw about it, im thinking about seahorse albrecht....methinks he's externally "male," has dick and balls but they're functionally just for peeing/recreational pleasure, but he's technically female because he has eggs and an ovipositor, so he can deposit them into loid.....HOWEVER even more fun idea is they're both "intersex" in some capacity---both have the male and female seahorse anatomy (male: the pouch and the sperm; female: the eggs and ovipositor) so they both can get eachohter pregnant teheh. Okay tbf I dont know if female seahorses actually have what qualifies as an ovipositor?? but i still like the idea regardless, of them both having one

[freak-freedom]

yo just reminded me i had a dream where i met elon musk and he was weirdly likable in person like he was just a silly goofy guy and i was constantly on edge because hes elon musk and i think i had accidentally won a visit from him in some sort of raffle or no i think it was actually because i sent him fake fan mail and then he sent something back including an entire burger which i was going to eat and then i bit into it and not only was the patty made of meat but so was the fucking cheese??? anyway i trashed it because ew ew ew i had only bitten into it because i forgot burgers could have meat in them anyway when elon musk appeared out of nowhere he grabbed half the burger from the trash and ate it while ambling off out of the gym which is where most of my dreams take place

fal i need you to know this is the best dream i've ever read

[almeera14]

GAYGAYGAYRRAAAaAaaAAAEEEeAAhHHHHHBbRRRRrrRRRrrR

[cosmic-weaponry]

freakpost abt my partner <33

my search history before my partner: the owl house streaming

my search history after my partner: legal age of consent in [insert state here]