#freaks matched

[negrowhat]

Every time Armin talks about the future I just know Thada be like, "This man might be crazy," but then immediately after I know he's like, "Shid me too...I am his stalker #1 fan."

[hivemuthur]

GIRLIE YOU NEED TO WATCH EASTERN PROMISES I just saw you hot older men shrine and both Viggo mortensen and Vincent cassel are in it. When I tell you I was slobbering over my screen... 2000s Viggo <<333

BRO. Bro. Who do you think I am? An amateur?

Lemme tell you, when I love (and here I mean a fictional obsessive feeling that's concerning to feminism) a man, I will go to any lengths. I will torrent an obscure Danish film from peers in 2003, wait for it to download for a week and search the entire internet for badly timestamped subtitles. I will watch a crap movie in which this man is for exactly 3 minutes. I will watch it in secret and not tell anyone. I will watch The Indian Runner. I will watch La Haine in French to the point of understanding it without subtitles. I will play Death Stranding even though it's insufferable. I am very dedicated.

When I love someone who is not a man, I sigh longingly and build them a shrine in my head in a very healthy, romantic way (Brienne of Tarth, oh).

I forgot honorable mentions in my other post, and it's obvi Arthur Morgan and Kurt Hansen (we listen, and we don't judge).

(but for real tho, Eastern Promises is a buffet, I fucking love it and I think I've seen it like 5 times?)

You match my freak Anon, have a great day/afternoon/evening/night 🖤

[saintcarisi]

"What so you text your husband when you're both at work?"