Let This Be a New Era of Fabulous
And the Gov't said, "Lo we have taken some time of review and in this meditation we hath pulled yon head from yon ass. As of today may it be decreed from sea to shining sea that this be the gayest of days and give unto the people the rights of free marriage. And let people be allowed to marry each other regardless of genetic sex or orientation and have equal rights in this."
And the lesbians were married. And the gays were married. And the non-binary were married if they so chose to be. And the straight continued to get married just as it had always been. And those who did not care could continue to not care just as equally as they had before if with slightly more emphasis.
And the wedding vows were sassy. And the decor was sublime. And the wedding market doubled. And the divorce attorneys market doubled. And all could rejoice in this and what it proposed for the economy.
And everyone was allowed to be equally happy and/or miserable as everyone else. And people who could not see this and were angry could continue to keep yon head up yon ass for as long as it pleased them.
For this twas the beginning of a new era in fabulousity.
And all looked forward with eagerness to the new shining age of LGBT divorce court and what sassy bitches it would feature.