#fridge fail

[mythoughtsarebranchingout]

I did the thing where I reached into my fridge to drink my orange juice from the carton because washing up is for muggles, but then I accidentally grabbed the milk carton instead and I didn't notice and let's just say I was not happy when my tongue and my brain suddenly disagreed on what the outcome of this scenario was supposed to be.

[theartdossier]

Lauren Bahr, what’s in your fridge?

Oh the terror of my refrigerator!  

In theory, I love to cook and like to keep a fully stocked kitchen.  There are edible things in here-- the manchego cheese, the grapes, the pickles, the yogurt, the Aloe juice.  But on the whole... well, let's just look at the condiments.  There are FORTY-THREE jars of them.  Some of them are our roommate's, and the Siracha and Tapatio are my staples, but I think the rest must be science experiments by now.  There's also so much leftover takeout that needs to be tossed.  And there are a few pots and bowls that are totally my bad-- miso soup I made weeks ago, rice from a month ago...Clearly we have an issue.  I mean, what horrors are being harbored inside those clouded leftovers containers?  What is that paper bag just kind of floating in the back there?  I have no idea.  I'm going to clean right after I finish writing this.

Luckily, this refrigerator madness is a positive sign.  I've been so happily busy lately.  My show just went up on this amazing website Buy Some Damn Art-- and this store in Greenpoint called The Perfect Nothing Catalog is going to sell some pieces as well.  I'm a freelancer now, and every project I work on seems to give me some new skill that I can apply to my art.  I'm really happy with what I'm making at the moment. And the rest of our house is a lot cleaner than our fridge!

This month's Fridge Fail is also this month's life win.  

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