#fridgewithwingss

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signs as things @fridgewithwingss has said

Aries: You should probably turn off the blarg noise

Taurus: Jamie Drag Queen At 16 has made up with my sister

Gemini: I'm dead inside and you're the broken shell

Cancer: Why are so many things fruit? Everything you think is a vegetable is a lie

Leo: Obviously normal paper wouldn't hold lasagne

Virgo: I'm just gonna go home. Buy 16 cats.

Libra: The winking lobster makes good eggs

Scorpio: Oh no the skull fell off

Sagittarius: Why do some boys kiss like they've lost a £50 note in your trachea and they're trying to fish it out?

Capricorn: I don't know what the little aliens are and I don't think I want to

Aquarius: Look how big this sweet potato is

Pisces: You don't know short until you've met my ex boyfriend Elvis. Elvis was so short. And he had this creepy look in his eye that made me scared he was going to lock me in his basement (Context: Primary School boyfriend)

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friendly reminder that this was an actual film that happened

featuring:

booboo stewart of twilight fame

creepy head teachers who just appear in like every damn scene

adult actors playing teenagers

witches turning into glitter

apparently like a 30 quid wardrobe budget

literally in one scene the girl is wearing the shirt she was wearing earlier only backwards

light balls

that one shot of footage over and over again

if you're in need of a truly terrible movie to watch here it is

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Directions: Put your music on shuffle and answer these questions - once you’re done, tag 10 followers. (Most appropriate lyrics in italics.)

I was tagged by @greatestvoyagehistoryofplastic

1. First song describes how you die: “Pretty Little Head" - Eliza Rickman

Where’s your mother?/ Fall down dead

2. Second song describes your love life: “I Don’t Feel Like Dancing"- The Scissor Sisters So how come I feel so lonely when you’re up getting down? (bc my love life is shit)

3. Third song is played at your wedding: “Pack Up"- Eliza Doolittle I don’t care what the whisperers say ‘cause they whisper too loud for me

4. Add ‘in my pants’ to the title: “Eyes Open In My Pants" - Taylor Swift

5. Fifth song is played at you funeral: “Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" - Panic! at The Disco This song is amazingly inappropriate for a funeral like can you imagine elderly relatives sobbing as “I’ve got more wit/ A better kiss/ A hotter touch/ A better fuck/ Than any boy you’ll ever meet” comes on. Ah well I guess death is as good a time to come out as ever.

6. Sixth song is your theme song: "Sparks"- Cover Drive

7. Seventh song is played when you think of someone you love:

“I Gotta Feeling"- Black Eyed Peas

8. Add ‘with a shovel and a screwdriver’: “On Top Of The World With a Shovel and a Screwdriver" - Imagine Dragons

9. Ninth song describes your week:  "Drunk"- Ed Sheeran I wanna be drunk when I wake up/ On the right side of the wrong bed

10. Tenth song is played when you miss someone: "Animal"- Ellie Goulding You have stolen all my senses/ There’s a fever in my heart/ You have taken my defences/ You are tearing me apart

I tag - fridgewithwingss, levicas, yellojelly, captainbluebear, trueishcolours and anyone else that wants to do this?

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They don't have sex in a Costco full of zombies do they?

Sophie on Glen and Maggie

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I introduced Sophie to the Walking Dead

"Rick Grimes can't be his real name"

"You're not getting any gas Rick Grimes"

"He should drive the tank"

"Oh my good lord that's a lot of dead people"

"I'm worried for the well being of this horse"

"Oh god he's on the floor"

"Oh god they're eating the horse"

"That's a great idea Rick, zombies can't climb under tanks"

"You're gonna die under a tank"

*Uninteligable noises*

"I would recommend shooting that guy in the head"

"I told you he should drive a tank"

"TANKS MOVE"

"iF I WAS YOU I WOULD LEARN HOW TO DRIVE A TANK"

"Oh thats the horse I'm very sad"

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Hey! You were at asylum 12, right? I saw your post about pendigo way :P That was us! I'm just super glad someone noticed! When we walked out it was taken down and we thought no-one had seen :( So thanks for taking a photo!

I think a few people took photos :3 Haha you guys are awesome xD

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The road near where asylum 12 was held was called pendigo way Truly an opportunity ripe for the picking

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So today: • misha Collins returned lost property to me • mark sheppard referred to me as "that bitch with the cut throat" • I talked to osric Chau and discovered that man doesn't know what a biro is • ladies and gentlemen amanda tapping ('nough said) • saw a rocking good omens!crowley cosplay like duddddde • had a nice chat with the impala