*Collage Roommates AU*
Danny: Dick, you forgot your lunch on the counter.
Dick: I knew I forgot something! Thanks, but you didn't have to bring it to me, I could have bought something.
Danny: Nah I had to come down this hall anyway and figured I'd bring it to you. See you later.
Dick: Yeah.
Dick's Collage Friend 1: Maaan you seriously lucked out. He's, like, super nice.
Dick's Collage Friend 2: Seriously, my roommate just calls me slurs and refuses to do his dishes.
Dick: Yeah Danny's a cool guy. I can't really cook much of anything, so he does a most of the cooking-oh remind me to bring you some of his family's fudge its the best I've ever had- and hes also at the appartment more than me so he keeps it picked up, he's also friends with like everyone so we get great deals on anything we need- its crazy, and he's really good about paying the rent and utilities, I guess he helped his parents back home because they forgot a lot or something like that, and he's kind of a motherhen whenever I'm sick, injured, or drunk, its kinda funny-
Friend 2: Dude is he your roommate or your wife?
Friend 1: Right? It sounds like Danny does everything at the appartment, on top of school, and work.
Dick: Hes not my wife! And I do stuff! I help with dishes, and pay my part of the bills, and I do my laundry, and keep my stuff clean and picked up!
Friend 1: Wow you do the minimum~
Friend 2: I hope he divorces you.
Dick: He's not my wife!
