i also just love the idea of Thorin trying to bond with a teen Frodo. i think he’d be bad at it. i think it would endear him to Frodo anyway bc weird bitches have to stick together
Frodo: *typical teenage angst idk*
Thorin (trying to be relatable): *nods* this is just like the time a dragons hoard infected my mind and made me want to seal myself away inside a mountain full of riches and kill anyone who came near
Frodo:
Frodo (angst completely forgotten): ok what














