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Okay so, Storytime. kinda long hh

Earlier we had an activity at our school. So me, and my son friend thing, L, saw a frog and helped it escape outta a hollow block. Then this classmate of mine Y, just said. He was gonna beat the fuck out of the frog. So me and L just, Made the frog hop away and hide. He was behind a stair thing and like, We were just trying to hide the frog and here comes Y.

He had a motherfucking stick. a long ass mother fucking stick. Y'all im a fuckin twig, he's gonna beat the guts outta the frog with my fucking brethren.

He just pushed L away from the frog and started hitting the poor thing. Another friend, E, went and helped us keep Y away from the frog.

The frog was on its back, So Y thought he finished the job.

I was crying-laughing, Like the confused, sad, emotion like

"wHatT hE fUcK iS hApPeNIng?? wHy is tHiS cOmEdIc? wHy dID he JusT?"

So later some of the other classmates went to where we were and mourned for the frog.

bUT THEN

It was alive! like holy shit i felt so happy.

felt,

Y came back. Had a tinier stick, prolly like his penis but out of topic, He went towards the frog and stabbed it.

lIKE LEGIT STABBED IT LIKE

stab stab, whoosh, guts,

Everybody there went wild and tried to get Y away again.

The frog was gone.

He was also crushed with a hollow block.

R.I.P Frog

and many others in the campus like jesus you can find flat frogs everywhere.

so I had this dream

the dream was about a bisexual detective who loved his wife very much (not sure what that had to do with the narrative, but in the dream that was very important). he was waiting on the steps of a place that looked kind of like the Lincoln Memorial but wasn't for a man he once slept with, who would give the bisexual detective information that would help him deduce who exactly was fucking all the local frogs to death.

it was an interesting dream

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