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Me, high, eating my 30th seaweed sheet: gosh I need to be a better example of Christ

It's kinda queer when my coworkers use she/her for me. I mean, I legit look like a dude rn. Ur being kinda gay rn karen....

#like a third use he/him for me #like 2 thirds use she/her #anyways the combination makes me feel sorta comfortable as an enby.......#u guys played urselves #frog prin3 #my gender is #no one really knows #when customers call me he tho #ive been playing up being feminine for social bonuses since my hair grew out #but now talking in a higher voice is jarring to everyone not just me #so #that's fun #>;3c

Me: *looking at the five grams of live resin and sugar I just bought*

Also me: *holding a dab pen that doesnt work*

#hmmmmmmM #hec k #its raining knives like all the time #MAR suh LINE #frog prin3 #cannabis

My [hot] boss: *talking about how he likes to get his nails done*

Me: *face burning*

#frog prin3 #romo tag #my hot boss: talking abt wearing gurl clothes #me: trying not to die bc thats literally one of the hottest things ive ever heard in my entire life

A masculine voice from somewhere behind me: *overly friendly* Heeeeey ;)

Me, freezing, without looking up, adrenaline coursing through my veins: *in a deep voice* ...Hey?

Also me, finally turning around to actually look: *relief flooding through my body* Oh it's just a twink

#boy had me scared for a moment #thought a str8 man was abt to try and flirt with me lol #frog prin3

My friend: I think I can give you enough shroom so that you dont trip out

Me: *looks into the camera like I'm on the office*

#drugs cw #frog prin3 #the first time i smoked bud #i tripped so hard #i still SWEAR i went into other dimensions lol #im gonna be a good example tho

Me: We've already discussed this like 5 times

My boss: Sorry I have a bad memory from epilepsy

Me: It's okay I do too

Him: *offering me his fist to bump*

Me, thinking this isnt really something fist bump worthy: *fistbumps*

#like im gonna pass up a chance to fistbump him lol #i didnt get to say bye after work #bc i couldnt think of a good reason to hang around until he came to clock out #hec k #frog prin3 #romo tag

Me, while being forced to talk to my boss on the phone while at work who I apparently woke up from sleep: ohmydog why is his voice so sexy when he's sleepy

#frog prin3 #sky croaks

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