Me, high, eating my 30th seaweed sheet: gosh I need to be a better example of Christ
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Me, high, eating my 30th seaweed sheet: gosh I need to be a better example of Christ
It's kinda queer when my coworkers use she/her for me. I mean, I legit look like a dude rn. Ur being kinda gay rn karen....
Me: *looking at the five grams of live resin and sugar I just bought*
Also me: *holding a dab pen that doesnt work*
My [hot] boss: *talking about how he likes to get his nails done*
Me: *face burning*
A masculine voice from somewhere behind me: *overly friendly* Heeeeey ;)
Me, freezing, without looking up, adrenaline coursing through my veins: *in a deep voice* ...Hey?
Also me, finally turning around to actually look: *relief flooding through my body* Oh it's just a twink
My friend: I think I can give you enough shroom so that you dont trip out
Me: *looks into the camera like I'm on the office*
Me: We've already discussed this like 5 times
My boss: Sorry I have a bad memory from epilepsy
Me: It's okay I do too
Him: *offering me his fist to bump*
Me, thinking this isnt really something fist bump worthy: *fistbumps*
Me, while being forced to talk to my boss on the phone while at work who I apparently woke up from sleep: ohmydog why is his voice so sexy when he's sleepy