Hope you have fun in hell
i am already in hell. but it’s pretty fun. sometimes i get corn nuts
-Shakespeare the Frog
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Hope you have fun in hell
i am already in hell. but it’s pretty fun. sometimes i get corn nuts
-Shakespeare the Frog
I left the house for a few hours today to run some errands and I came back to find Shakespeare the frog in a brand new tank with rocks, plants, food, and a decorative name label.
I’m going to have to live with Shakespeare. Nigel, I hope you and Portia are happy with yourselves.
-Nick
We felt like we should make up for all the stress he went through by opening our home to him. Setting up a home for the little guy was so fun! We have a pet now!
-Nigel
Update: The frog is STILL IN THE HOUSE.
I’m calling him Shakespeare because he is unwanted in this household.
-Nick
Nick! That’s not very nice!
-Nigel
His name is Shakespeare.
-Nick
IT WENT UNDER THE COUCH
ITS GOING TO BE HERE FOREVER
FROGGATE INDEED
-NICK