#froggrambles

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I want to let everybody outside the deep Midwest know that we have these things at festivals called corn pits

and they’re just sandboxes

but corn

if this isn’t the most midwestern image then i don’t know what is

this kid is literally a goddamn corn mafia boss sitting in his comfy but villainous office chair waiting for the grizzled detective to bust down the door

corn pits bring out the worst in people

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I find it funny how radioactive materials were like "we make your cells decay real bad and yucky y'all better stay away from us" and then doctors looked at cancer tumors and were like "cells decaying, you say?"

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boomers said "women show too much skin nowadays" so all us gay twinks started wearing crop tops and booty shorts as well. Just to fuck with old men.

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Nothing will radiate more youngest sibling energy than that time Justin McElroy said "imagine an egg" as part of a metaphor and Griffin kept interrupting his speech to say stuff like "wait hold on let me imagine it... hmmmm... ok go on", and by the time Justin got to finish his metaphor he forgot his point and just said "that's weird, right?"

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The one thing I CANNOT suspend my disbelief for in Fullmetal Alchemist is that Edward grows up to be taller than Winry. Nah. Ed's a short king till death.

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What if all of life is just a really lucid dream and when we “die” we wake up in the Skyrim intro

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I just saw the mothman statue’s backside for the first time and?? why is he so thicc???

I WAS JUST COMPLAINING TO MY FRIEND @katlikethesword​ ABOUT HOW THERE’S NOT ENOUGH HOT MONSTER BOYS AND UHHH MOTH-TWINK SHOWED UP A DAY LATER LIKE “YOU RANG???”

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in only 40 minutes I have gone through an ENTIRE "I became a villain because of my circumstances" character arc