#from acting

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From Dregan Screeching to Being a total hothead to being so confused in life then Im suffering. Gud Day

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Leonardo DiCaprio is taking a break from acting.

Mailman: Here's your mail, Mr. DiCaprio.

Leonardo DiCaprio: This is it.

Mailman: Excuse me?

Leonardo DiCaprio: This is the role that's finally gonna get me that Oscar. I'm leaving today to work on a new movie. I'm playing a white slave owner in a Quentin Tarantino movie about slavery and bounty hunters.

Mailman: Oh. That's- Yeah.

Leonardo DiCaprio: If this doesn't get me an Oscar, I'm done. I'm taking a break. I'm going to take some time to reflect on my career so far and try and figure out what the fuck I'm doing wrong.

Mailman: I have other houses to deliver to, so...

Leonardo DiCaprio: I'm a nice guy, right?

Mailman: What?

Leonardo DiCaprio: Me. I'm nice. I'm likable, people like me. Right?

Mailman: Of course, yes. Yes.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Do you like me?

Mailman: Um. Wow. Well, yeah.

Leonardo DiCaprio: See? I'm a good guy. This is it, man. This is the role.

ONE YEAR LATER:

Mailman: Here's your mail, Mr. DiCaprio.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Have you heard the Oscar noms yet?

Mailman: Uh.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Yes? Was I nominated? No one is returning my calls.

Mailman: ...

Leonardo DiCaprio: So no, then?

Mailman: ...

Leonardo DiCaprio: I'M DONE. I'M FUCKING DONE.

Mailman: Come on, man. You were great on Growing Pains.

Leonardo DiCaprio: ...