#from: violet

[mattsundaes]

Hello Dee this is my first time on tumblr after awhile and the first thing I see is dads best friend Daichi. I am flu going insane. “You could be naked and begging and he’d still say no”

Holy shit. What do you think would get him to crack? Do you think he’d put me over his knee? I think so

dbf!daichi will literally die before ever letting your dad find out about any of this. like if i’m giving this man a shred of realism in this fantasy unfortunately he’s never going to agree to publicly date you aksjsjsjsdjdhdhdh.

but daichi will have a night where he eventually slips up. where weeks and months and years of averting his gaze and acting like he doesn’t know exactly what you want will finally collapse like a flimsy deck of cards.

when you’re sad over some guy and daichi’s just tired.

tired of pretending that he hasn’t jerked off to the thought of you more times than he could ever hope to count. pretending like he doesn’t purposely offer to give you rides places sometimes just to see what lengths you’ll go to trying to getting his attention with some slutty outfit in his passenger seat. pretending that his dick doesn’t get hard every goddamn time you jokingly call him daddy.

anyway as much as i like to imagine daichi gives in while you’re having some heated, bratty argument with him—

i also like to see it as a soft, quiet moment.

you’re perched on a stool in his kitchen crying over your boyfriend when daichi hugs you. he lets you cling to him, lets you sob into the crook of his shoulder. he lets you stay there like that, your breath warm against his neck even after you calm down.

daichi doesn’t push you away when you deliberately press your lips to his skin. doesn’t stop you when you keep going, when you kiss your way up his throat. across his jaw.

he only stills you when your mouth nearly brushes his, your chin between his thumb and index finger. you stare at him, eyes wide and trusting.

and something inside of daichi crumbles as he slides his hand to the back of your neck and kisses you slow and deep.

(anyway after he cracks the lid then daichi starts fucking you nasty every single moment the two of you have alone together)

[mattsundaes]

Dee! Your last blue lock phone sex/sexting ask got me all sorts of hot and bothered. 🫠

May we please know who you think would be the best/dirtiest of Haikyuu? 👀😏☺️

keishin — (phone sex) to be clear, he doesn’t want to be good at it. it just kind of happens, and he’s a natural. the way you fall apart for him ends up being such a turn on that it outweighs his gruff awkwardness over doing it in the first place.

kuroo — (phone sex) he’s very, very good at giving instructions. he likes having fun with it.

kenma — (sexting) it’s actually fucked up how good he is at it.

matsukawa — (both) he likes to get you worked up over text first. and he’s very succinct and direct about it. he’ll call you once he can tell you’re getting desperate (and that’s when he gets really filthy) :’)

kita — (phone sex) kita’s got this diabolical balance of being dry/direct and soft in a way that sends you over the edge alarmingly fast

suna — (sexting) filthy. absolutely filthy. you’re getting the whole nine yards with pictures, too: his bulge, his fingers in his mouth, him stroking himself, cum all over his hands and sheets

tsukishima — (sexting) you will never catch me simping for this man!!!!!! ever!!!!!!!!!!! but i have to be objective. i think he’s a naaaaaaaasty sexter. and he purposely sends them at awful times.

oikawa — (phone sex) let’s be real he loves the sound of his own voice. he is sooooo good at talking you through it.

honorary award for iwaizumi — (phone sex) iwaizumi is soooo embarrassed by the idea of phone sex. but he’s travelling and you back him into a figurative corner one night because he’s stubborn and you miss him. he ends up being stupidly good at it because he’s so so fucked up over hearing you touching yourself. and he just starts babbling the nastiest shit until he cums so hard he passes out in bed. (he’s very embarrassed the next day, especially when he sees how……far…….the cumshot went)

[mattsundaes]

Dee I’m thinking about roommate Takahiro transitioning from sucking on your tits every night to sucking in your clit…

hiro’s so obsessed with settling in between your spread thighs on the couch and just sucking on your clit for hours while you watch a movie, fingers absently carding through his hair. he loves feeling how swollen and puffy it gets between his lips, shiny and slick with his saliva. he loves the way you start to twitch and shiver as his languid sucking grows sloppy, as your empty hole clenches around nothing, drooling with sticky arousal.

[mattsundaes]

HI DEE! Is Hiro naughty or niceys?

roommate!hiro is so naughty. he jerked off in your bed when you weren't home, and he stole a pair of panties out of your drawer for the road.

♡ naughty or nice game

[mattsundaes]

so if the flagging is because of dividers, then maybe its not a human being behind it and its all automated (which we knew already) and that's terrible?? a bunch of sparkly pixels is all of a sudden mature and needs a label?

100% this is some garbage AI auto content detection system at work :( because it's also happening to people on posts that don't even have anything suggestive in them to begin with :/

[mattsundaes]

would evil dee be eed? (Dee backwards)

don’t say it you’ll summon her!!!!!

[mattsundaes]

Your tag on that cheating post….got me thinking about cheating on your boyfriend with Iwa. He is the perfect man in every way. The most gorgeous man you’ve ever seen, a complete gentleman. His cock is huge and he knows how to use it. Has you cumming over and over and over when your boyfriend usually can’t even make you finish once. Why are you with your boyfriend again? He makes you tell him that your pussy is his before he lets you cum. You’ll tell him anything at this point. And he’ll give anything to you.

ugh VIOLETTTTTTTTT i'm gonna die. and he's so calmly confident about knowing exactly how to make you cum for him every single time :(((((((((