Oct 26, 2025
Danny Meets Grandpa Bruce” — A DC x Danny Phantom Crossover Drabble
Danny: How old are you? Bruce: I’m forty-six years old. Danny: You’re ancient! Bruce: Well, how old are you? Danny: I’m five and a half! Bruce: Oh my, you’re a baby! Danny (voice deeper than the pits of hell): HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME SO. Bruce: …Jason, are you sure your adopted son is human? Jason (from the kitchen): He’s a halfa! Bruce: A what now? Jason: Half dead! Bruce: Ah, that explains the glowing green eyes and the floating. (pauses) Say, halfa boy, you want some cookies? Danny: YES, GRANDFATHER. I CRAVE THE SWEETS. Bruce (wiping a tear): It’s like having another Damian…
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