Francesca noticed the light blinking on her phone and picked it up. A text from Matt. Again. "I love you, babe, but I'm trying to watch Frasier" she muttered as she read the message.
"So what'd you do today?" Matt's message asked.
"Not much, just work stuff. Saw a Shiba Inu on my jog." she wrote back.
The screen showed Matt was writing a reply.
"Oh like the doge dog? I love them!"
"Yeah, I wanted to take a picture but didn't have my phone"
She didn't reply, and returned to her episode. Her phone light started blinking again.
"Whatchu doing right now?"
"Oh cool. What episode is it?"
Francesca sighed. He was clearly fishing. She called him.
"O hi Francesca," Matt intoned in a falsely-relaxed impression of Tommy Wiseau.
She went right to the point. "Hey babe. What's up? You seem out of it."
"Oh, it's nothing..." He paused. "You're not... I...you wouldn't leave me, would you?"
"Oh for fuck's sake, Matt. Have you been talking to Kaseem again? This happens every time!"
From: https://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/frotcast-411-helicopter-lady/