#frozen turkey

[deeps-repus]

[hasenpfefferbouillon]

[iku-mako]

what do you think of Berdly deltarune?

He’s like if a berd and a ly had a baby

He reminds me of michael from bmc

[grits-gal-raised-in-the-south]

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to move the frozen turkey into the fridge.”

The left is the turkey weight in pounds, on the right is thaw time.

[starburst2000]

[gravestoneangel]

[confetti-cat]

can't wait to see where Tumblr is moving the frozen turkey to this year

[cat-mermaid]

"What is a Turkey but the Pumpkin of November?"

~insane thing I just said in response to my bro pointing out that I called the damn thing a pumpkin when I was asking how many days it takes a frozen turkey to defrost 🎃

"What is a Turkey but the Pumpkin of Birds?"

-I continued, trying to salvage the situation by trying to make it sound like I was being poetic🦃