#frozenmutant

[spidertired-blog]

@frozenmutant

"Sooo, were you ever going to tell me you also dated Johnny or was I supposed to learn that from him after he got really drunk myself?"

[spiderslinger-blog]

@revenantinflames @frozenmutant

     “Fellas, fellas, I know this looks bad. I do, trust me. But we’re all reasonable guys here, right? We can talk this out. And for the record, it was TOTALLY Bobby that broke the TV.”

[sparkystarsmore]

frozenmutant started following you

<<Whatever you want, the answer’s no. And stop looking at me like that. I’m an atheist and you’re...aren’t you Jewish? Did I make that up? Whatever. I don’t care. Either way, Santa hates both of us, and I’ve got nothing for you. Sorry.>>

[olafsdottiir-blog]

@frozenmutant

       “I hope you don’t mind the cold!”

[albumregina]

“scott isn’t really the bar fight type. he’s more of the ‘raise voices at a cheese tasting’ type.”

♢ Desperate Housewives Starters

“It’s a bold assumption to say he’s been to a cheese tasting before he met me.”

[lastofmars-a]

“i never forget a gay face. i have what scientists call a homographic memory.”

“I know, I’m quite memorable. It must be my stunning personality.”

[manmultiplex]

❛ it’s just… dads, singing SO loud. ❜

     “I’d comment but I honestly have maybe four memories of my dad total.”

[manmultiplex]

❛ i’m allowed to make fun of jean. i asked them, and they said yes. ❜

     “Layla told me if I ever openly mocked her she’d send a plague upon anything I hold dear.”