RADIOACTIVE BLOOD.

Ind. Canon Divergent 616 Peter Parker

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ghstspider‌:

jerk. 

so says you... gwenyson

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ghstspider‌:

i hate that i’ve seen enough weird shit in the multiverse to not be able to tell whether or not you’re fucking with me.

and that is why you will NEVER know the truth

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@spiderslinger​ said: gwenyson

why do you all insist on giving me horrible nicknames. 

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no dude that was totally your name on this earth. gwenyson stacey. gwendolyn isn’t even a real name here

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gwen: i have a blonde friend named benji who hangs around a mustached man that seems oddly fixated on me also i never changed my name coming over here peter:

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peter straight up oblivon NPCing @ this smh

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peter seeing some miles warren lookin ass guy walking down the hall at the very same place he is employed

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chokethelight‌:

       “I’m dealing with an idiotic child, aren’t I?” A deep sigh escapes his lips. “Don’t you have anything better to do with your time?”

     “Hey bucko, I’m in my PRIME. Thirty going on thirty.”

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chokethelight‌:

   “Says the one in the idiotic suit.”

     “Sticks and stones may break my bones but I’m rubber and you’re glue.”

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spiderslinger replied to your post “❝ I’m obviously the best Peter Parker. ❞”

not so fast

“Still the best.”

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     “Haha. Doubtful!”

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spiderfiles replied to your post: ICE FALLS ON PETER, 56 BILLION POUNDS AT MACH 6.

( to be continued meme )

did that once actually

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ICE FALLS ON PETER, 56 BILLION POUNDS AT MACH 6.

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     “COUNTER THEORY! It’s been JOHNNY all along! He’s trying to throw off the trail!”

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peter is stupid enough to do this

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@spiiderwife

know     ?

think i will

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                              Not Spider-Man… Peter Parker.

                                                                             By Reg