Fuck Snog Marry Avoid Kill (Admiral Edition)
Akainu, Aokiji, Kizaru, Fujitora, Sengoku
Kill - Kizaru. I don't know why but I really, really hate Borsalino. Just... I think he's the worst admiral. Maybe it's because of his lazy-justice attitude. He's wishy-washy and I don't trust that.
Avoid - Sengoku. There's nothing wrong with Sengoku, I like him a lot and he's got a goat!! I love goats!! I hope we get one here on the farm soon. But he's more like a mentor/dad to me, I guess. That makes Rosi my bro and I like that. LOL Law is my son
Snog - Fujitora. Issho is so cute!! I wanna suck face with him soooooo badly. And he has such a great overall disposition. I wouldn't mind marrying him either. I like him a lot. That snog session would be very very long with lots of exploring hands.
Marry - Akainu. Now wait a fucking minute. Sit your ass down before you @ me. Sakazuki has principals. He has strong convictions and he does not waver. That's pretty damn impressive. Now if our world wasn't such shit right now and we actually liked law enforcement as a whole, I think we could all agree that he's a pretty admirable admiral (lololol words). As a military man he's not that bad. I've honestly met worse. But I've also met a lot better. My father was in the military, his father was in the military, I almost joined the military (I backed out last minute because I'm smol and weak, and the day after I went to the recruiter and took my test, I watched a documentary about r*pe in the military... and I got spooked) Also outside of the military, he's a pretty chill, laid back guy who likes training bonsai, wearing aloha shirts, watching the sunset while drinking tea, probably has a couple of pets and plus he has tattoos (and post TS a beard). That's hot. I think he would be a good husband. If he treats his partner with the same respect and passion that he has for the law then yeah, I'd marry him in a heartbeat. This is way Kizaru sucks. He probably has 6 side pieces for every day of the week, plus 2 more for leap year.
Oh, also. If Sakazuki starts policing basic human rights, even just a little bit; instant divorce. Will set all his bonsai and stupid ugly shirts on fire.
Fuck - Aokiji. Kuzan is good guy Sengoku and virtuous Sakazuki put together. He is badass and smexy and has great hair. He'd also make an amazing husband, but he has priorities and needs to go off and save the world. I can't tie him down like that. That'd be unfair to the world. Not everyone can be Clint Barton (the worst Avenger lololol) so yeah, let's fuck him. More than twice preferably