Snog, Marry, Avoid, Smack
I got tagged in a tag game by @ninathecowgirl but instead of kill, I’m just smacking this dumbasses 😂
For Bat Boys + Tamlin:
Honestly, uh…
Snog: everyone jk My real answer is uhhhh… Cassian actually. I do find that dumb ass cute honestly. Am I mad at him in Silver Flames? Hell yes, but I wanna fix him.
Marry: Tamlin 100% for me. I’ve loved him through every book and I will marry his beastly ass. My boy, my love, my High Lord! 🌹
Avoid: sorry… I have to choose Azriel because I am so tired of the shipping war and while I do like him very much, the fandom has made me avoid any ships with him in it that aren’t M/M. He’s also always in the shadows so it’s easy to accidentally avoid him.
Smack: No contest, this is Rhysand. I’ve wanted to smack him so many times while reading the book. Smacking him would be so satisfying.
For Archeron sisters + Vassa:
Snog: Vassa. I really like her Irish-ish accent in the graphic audio and I want to join the Band of Exiles 🥰
Marry: I’m getting down on one knee for Nesta. She is my queen and deserves so much better. I’m going to get her proper therapy and treat her like the princess she wants to be.
Avoid: Elain. I’m so tired of the ship war and I honestly haven’t found anything about her that I enjoy beyond the fanon idea of her being a simple girl who wants to garden and bake all day. I hated her in Silver Flames with how she treated Nesta and I honestly don’t care who she ends up with in the books cause I think both options are meh at this point. Let her find a way back to Graysen or realize she likes girls and ends up with Nuala and Cerridwen. Those are the only options I want at this point.
Smack: Sorry not sorry but smack Feyre. I honestly can’t stand her. I’d smack her off a cliff honestly. Cool if people like her but I do not like her one bit. She’s so annoying to me.
Bonus! Lucien, Eris, Mor, and Amren:
Snog: Eris. I need more of him and I think he’s one of the most interesting characters we’ve seen.
Marry: Lucien, I’m marry him because I fell in love with him the same time I fell for Tamlin and I really want to make that throuple ship a reality but with me instead of Feyre 😂
Avoid: Amren honestly. I don’t trust her, I don’t like her, and I’m pretty sure she’s 100% evil.
Smack: Mor is getting smacked cause I’m tired of the lies and I hate how she treats Nesta. Maybe if I smack her enough, she’ll become the girls girl I wished she actually was like in fanon.
Taglist:
@sparrhoe @senu102929 @crawrina @dawncourtheir @acourtofaudacity @utmpod
