#ft addie

[matteolazkano]

⚔️ CROSSED SWORDS — a past experience of my muse's

The birth of his baby girl — Adelynn Rose Lazkano / 12.05.2004

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pick someone on campus to: fuck, date, slap

i would probably go with fucking @matthcws. except, he won’t believe me when i say i’m willing to and will call me a liar or some shit and then it’ll never actually happen. the rest of you kind of suck so i’d say that i’ll date @fckaddie since she’s the only one who truly gets me. and i’ve wanted to slap @fvkharlan for the longest time so.. definitely him.

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✆✉☎⁇✿ø✘#@&%ツ$♀

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — morning peaches

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — hope u have an alright day… up until u see me bc ik it’ll be fantastic 

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ undelivered text → addie ❤️  ] — can you please not criticize my love life so much like i know what i’m doing and i don’t need you to criticize every last tHING i do

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — hey ocme outside please

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — ahah hi addi e you’re sitting next to me but i want u knto know that i love u a lto more than dogs… and i lve dogs a lot

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — i suggest u work on getting a new attitude bc ur current one is SHITTY :)

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — i’ve always wanted to go to one of those things where you like step on the grapes to make wine[ text → addie ❤️  ] — i feel like it would feel nice between your toes… you know..

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — i don’t think anyone pisses me off as much as you do honeslty so goodbye don’t text me[ text → addie ❤️  ] — but we’re still meeting up for dinner tomorrow

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — can we buy a dog?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — i just watched the conjuring and i think there’s a ghost in the chi omega house and i want to die can i come stay with you

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — you know that you’re my best friend, right? i feel like i need to remind you sometimes and i really just want to make sure that you know that

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — what’s it like to have so many guys after you lmao

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — addison.[ text → addie ❤️  ] — there are PUPPIES on campus and i’m crYING A LITTLE 

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — i mean if you want to meet up i’m down for whatever, landon, you know that[ text → addie ❤️  ] — that wasn’t for you but i promise i didn’t cancel our plans to hang with landon[ text → addie ❤️  ] — that’s a lie that MIGHT be what happened but you get to see me a lot anyway….

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[ text → addie ❤️  ] — i want to be with him so bad, addie. like i’m not sure if i’ve actually been this happy with someone in a long time but i can’t do it

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✆♔♠☏⁇♣✘✺√☠☢☼ :~)))))))

Send ✆ for a morning text

[text] where is my morning text you fake ass bitch

Send ♔ for an angry text

[text] where is my morning text you fake ass bitch

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[text] oka ddie listen... i just want to know if u think dogs actually undarestand us of ir they just asct like they do.... i fell like they act like they do...

Send ☏ for a vague text

[text] so i did a thing and i shouldn’t have

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[text] ok lISTEN i get that ur gonna sleep with guys when drunk i mean... ive done it.... i jUSt did it [text] but u gotta make sure he wraps it like [text] that guys baby is gonna be ugly and i dont thinkw e need another u in this world

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] i mean if you’re saying that like.. i had a gun to my head and i had to sleep with addie... i would... i would do it without a gun to my head at some point... i mean, with a few shots in my system but... i’d do it.... why not... no homo

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[text] listen i AM sorry about dating your ex but it’s really not my fault that all of the guys u date are interested in me too

Send ✺for a saucy text

[text] hey i got like 20 packets of mild sauce from taco bell what should i put it on

Send √ for a long winded confessing text

[text] i swear to fucking god if u tell anyone about this i will murder u.. like i already have it planned out and everything.. but im just annoyed with not telling anyone and ur bitch ass already knows bc im p sure ur psychic but obvIOUSLY i’ve got a fuckin thing for landon and it’s really annoying because i can’t actually DO anything about it. idk if i would want to.. i hate dating it’s so dumb[text] delete that text now

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[text] nah man i promise if you go on a date with a guy and fuck someone else after it wont hurt anything[text] i mean.. don’t tell the guy u went on a date with about it and it wont but... u get the point

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[text] addie... babe... i’m stranded... and i’ve got no one else to turn to...[text] please send a pizza to the chi o house before i starve to death....[text] will succ ur dick for food

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[text] congrats on being my friend for over 20 years im proud of us[text] also thank u for putting up with me

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if you were in a burning building and could only be saved by licking someone's asshole, whose asshole would you lick?

@fthayes. i feel like he keeps himself nice and clean just for this specific purpose. or maybe... @fckaddie. they’re both children of the lord or something so i’m sure it would be like licking jesus’ asshole. 

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least favorite person?

@fckaddie. she’s a little bitch.

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just pretend with me for a minute... fmk addie margot penelope

i would have to go with fuck... margot, marry addie (of course) and kiss penelope. i can’t kill any of them. sorry, folks.

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suppose you were stuck in a room with five people from here, who would you choose?

i would have to go with @fckaddie and @emcrsyn because if i were stuck anywhere, i’d want it to be with them. @whoawiller would probably be entertaining to have around. i could probably use @penncasey around, too. he’s a dick sometimes but it’s alright. then i could probably add in @dakotapsd for someone to argue with.