#ft. cletus

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starter for @septemberbroughtthefcll | arrow

"...You're serious? Come on, man. We both work here! Privacy don't mean nothin'." It definitely did as far as legal considerations went, but Cletus wasn't one to observe law by anything but pure convenience. "All I'm askin' is your most interesting case. Ya don't even gotta use names, not that I think it should matter. I ain't gonna meet the sucker either way!"

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starter for @cosmicstruck || 11th doctor

"I've never seen you 'round these parts before." Probably because, in reality, Cletus had never been there. But he believed that he had lived here for quite some time now and didn't remember anyone else lurking the alleyways! Especially not with some big, ugly, blue box! "Ya mind gettin' ya box out of my way? That dumpster happens to be my favorite spot to sit an' think."

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starter for @musingnook | martin

"Well, shit. Didn't mean to interrupt none, doc. I thought you would'a gone home by now." Most people did. Of course a hospital was never empty. Maybe they had a late-night surgery planned... oh wouldn't that be a wonderful way to spend the evening? Sometimes Cletus tried to peek through the doors in the surgical center, but most times he wasn't able to get anything clear. Disappointing. "Just here for the clean up is all. They always send me along when there's blood on the floor." More like he jumped at the chance to volunteer!

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starter for @tragcdysewn | thanatos

"My ma would'a said you had quiet cat's feet. You know what that means? You're a sneaky sonuva bitch." She had hated that about him. Was he remembering that right? It could be so difficult to get the puzzle to come together after so much time apart. "I've seen you 'round these parts once or twice. But you don't work here, do you?"

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starter for @tragcdysewn | hannibal

"Had the worst headache I ever had yet. Felt like I got stomped on by a herd of buffalo... so you might be asking yourself, why you smilin' like that then, Cletus? 'Cause I got somethin' back." A soft, barely audible chuckle escaped him. "Go on, doctor. Ask me what I got back." He was nothing if not dramatic... a step on the way to feeling important.

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starter for @forgctmenott | katherine

It was a serious situation, there was no doubt about that... but something about it just made Cletus laugh. Something embedded and deep, something awful, something mean—he loved it! "I'm sorry, you're tryin' to intimidate me. I can see that. I have to say, I love the crazy eyes." He was curious about what would happen. Was she going to try and mug him? Fight him? People could be crazy on the best of days... he just hoped that she wasn't the disappointing kind. "Lemme start over, huh? What was that you said again?" Had she said anything at all?

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starter for @regxlty | carlisle

"Jeez Louise! What a leaker, am I right?" Working in a hospital had always been messy business... that was what Cletus liked about the whole thing. "Must'a been some kinda massacre, with this much. Or were they just some kinda hemo-philiac? You know—them people that bleed too damn much." He grinned. As if there was any such thing as too much. "Don't you worry, doc. I'll get it cleaned up in time fer the next one."

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Was that [JOSEPH MORGAN]? Oh no no, that was just [CLETUS KASADY/CARNAGE], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [MARVEL (COMICS)]. They are [FORTY-FIVE] years old, use [HE/HIM], and [ARE NOT] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.

how long has your character been here?

He has false memories of living in DC for the last two years, where he moved following a car accident that left him with a traumatic brain injury.

what is your character's job?

He is a janitor at a local hospital.

where has your character been pulled from in their fandom?

After the events of the comic carnage: it's a wonderful life, where he was left imprisoned in his mind.

has any magic affected your character?

Not magic specifically, but he was mutated by some material left over by Venom, which seeped into a wound. This gives him all of the same powers of a symbiote (as well as all the weaknesses) without him being an alien himself.

additional information:

Currently Cletus is without the knowledge and power of his symbiote-self, as it is locked inside of his mind along with all of his old memories. It is also extremely important that you note he speaks with an accent a lot like Benoit Blanc from Knives Out. On purpose. He was born in Texas but his actual accent is not that exaggerated, but he is an attention seeking freak, so.