how does hela react when the reader confides in her that they have a huge crush on thor
“Who?”“Your brother… Thor?”“Yeah, nope, never heard of him.”
Hela wouldn’t necessarily be against it, or for it
Honestly; shes either gonna arrange a wedding for you or beat up her brother. There is no in between with her
She’d tell you whats good and bad about dating a god, especially Thor.
probably tell you some Asgardian history so you know what to expect
his favorite foods and ones he absolutely hates
how much alcohol he can drink before getting absolutely shitfaced
which is probably only like 10 full bottles of any hard liquor
“He’s hardheaded and basically a walking body of muscle.”“Whats so bad about that?”“Y/n… oh my god.”
But if it continues, Hela would in the end, support her best friend.
She’d purposefully leave you two alone in the company of each other all the time
Dates? Oh shes got that covered
They’d be so extravagant and every time shed laugh at how confused Thor would be
“Sister? What is this for?”“Hmmm? Oh I don’t know, just to tell you how much I – Oh, Fenris needs a bath, you two have fun!”
Shed also dress you up in some of her Asgardian, royal, dresses and drapes
She’s totally that mom friend that would give you thumbs up whenever you’re around him
Also that mom friend that would follow you on your dates in a wig
Gots to make sure her brother is on his best behavior
If and when you and Thor finally got together shed always sit back and admire you two, happy to see you both filled with love and happiness.