#fuck this pattern

[yagami-raito-kun]

//I spent four hours sewing a pajama top for Near tonight and literally everything I just did was for nothing. Because Simplicity mislabeled the child/teen pajama top front and back pieces as adult/teen and I didn’t notice until I went to attach the sleeves. And I have neither time nor fabric left to cut new pieces and redo it.

Fortunately, the pants are correct, and I can simply borrow one of my husband’s white dress shirts in lieu of the pajama top for the convention this week and make a replacement before Anime Milwaukee, but in the meantime I am going to fucking scream.

[greaseonmymouth]

WHY DO I KEEP HAVING TOO MANY STITCHES ON MY NEEDLE WHERE DOES THIS EXTRA STITCH COME FROM I'VE GONE OVER EVERYTHING FOUR TIMES AND I HAVE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE DOT YET A WILD STITCH APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE RESTARTED THIS STUPID SHAWL I'M GIVING UP I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE

[cloverchameleon]

I have made a new word:

Perfucktly (purr-FUCK-t-lee), adj.: not acceptable, but you will pretend it is. "That's perfucktly fine! I don't mind cutting this pattern piece out again! I love wasting fabric!!"