The fuckboy mating call example 2.
Him: Hey sexy.
Me: Hey.
Him: What's doin'?
Me: Nothing much. You?
Him: Yeah not much here either. Aren't we fun ppl?
Me: Totally. Lives of the party even.
Him: But you could do something fun. ;)
Me: Ooooh the zoo? The aquarium? Eureka sky deck?
Him: Lol no.
Me: Then what fun thing can I do?
Him: Me.
*at this point I got a phone call from a friend*
Him: ?
Him: Hellooo?
Him: Anybody out there?
Him: Cocktease.
Him: Are you there?
Him: Fucking bitch.
Him: All you needed was to say no not be a rude bitch.
Him: Fuck I hate the chicks on here [oasis.]
*me returns to the chat and sees all these messages in the space of 8 and a bit minutes*
Me: Wow. I had a phone call ok!
Him: Oh.
Him: Sorry. So still up for fun?
Me: Yeah I'm going to go wash my hair.
Him: And shave that pussy?
Me: Why?
Him: I prefer that.
Me: Why should that matter when after my shower I'm doing housework?
Him: What?
Me: Yeah I decided it was more fun than you. You can't call me names and abuse me and think I'll sleep with you. Not that I would have anyways. Not that kinda girl. Maybe you would be better off on Tinder which is more a hookup app than dating.
Him: Fucking bitch.
*He blocks me*