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Rebel Whitebird! It's the waddled warrior, screaming his weaponized mating call throughout the world! With his sonic-pauldrons, slick jacket, and trigger-mics, Rebel's longing for love can light up the battlefield and blast through enemy defenses!
The fuckboy mating call example 2.
Him: Hey sexy.
Me: Hey.
Him: What's doin'?
Me: Nothing much. You?
Him: Yeah not much here either. Aren't we fun ppl?
Me: Totally. Lives of the party even.
Him: But you could do something fun. ;)
Me: Ooooh the zoo? The aquarium? Eureka sky deck?
Him: Lol no.
Me: Then what fun thing can I do?
Him: Me.
*at this point I got a phone call from a friend*
Him: ?
Him: Hellooo?
Him: Anybody out there?
Him: Cocktease.
Him: Are you there?
Him: Fucking bitch.
Him: All you needed was to say no not be a rude bitch.
Him: Fuck I hate the chicks on here [oasis.]
*me returns to the chat and sees all these messages in the space of 8 and a bit minutes*
Me: Wow. I had a phone call ok!
Him: Oh.
Him: Sorry. So still up for fun?
Me: Yeah I'm going to go wash my hair.
Him: And shave that pussy?
Me: Why?
Him: I prefer that.
Me: Why should that matter when after my shower I'm doing housework?
Him: What?
Me: Yeah I decided it was more fun than you. You can't call me names and abuse me and think I'll sleep with you. Not that I would have anyways. Not that kinda girl. Maybe you would be better off on Tinder which is more a hookup app than dating.
Him: Fucking bitch.
*He blocks me*
The fuckboy mating call example 3.
Him: Hi.
Me: Hi, how are you?
Him: Good. U?
Me: Not too shabby thanks.
Him: So u dtf?
Me: What now?
Him: No next month, yes of course now!
Me: Nah.
Him: Y not?
Me: Because, for starters, I don't even know your name.
Him: Jim.
Me: Okay Jim well furthermore I don't just go and fuck random strangers I've spoken to for all of 5 mins tops. I like to get to know people before having sex with them.
Him: It's not having sex. It's fucking. Meeting up just 2 fuck. 2 ppl with the same desires. 2 meet, fuck, and go our seperate ways. Probly won't ever c u again. Probly won't even speak 2 u again. No d and m after we fuck. Just come over, fuck me hard, and go home.
Me: Well when you sell it like that, so well and articulately....
Him: What time u coming?
Me: With you? Never. Go try this shit on someone else cos I'm not buying it.
Him: Cunt.
*unmatches me*
The fuckboy mating call example 1.
Him: Hi A.
Me: Hi. How are you?
Him: Good. You?
Me: Pretty good thanks. :)
Him: Got any pix?
Me: Yeah but I tend to only show them once I've chatted for a bit. I'm shy.
Him: That doesn't work for me.
Me: ?
Him: I need to see your pix.
Me: I need to win tattslotto and become a multi millionaire but alas in life we don't always get what we want....
Him: NEED not want.
Me: Needs are things you cannot live comfortably without- food, water, clothes, a roof over you head etc. Wants are added bonuses. Like I want an iced coffee.
Him: Sorry but if you want me to continue chatting to you then you need to show me your pix. End of.
Me: 👋
Him: It's just I need to see that you aren't ugly before I waste time chatting to you. You could be fat, lol. And I'd like a full body shot not just face. Faces don't show if you are fat.
Me: Nah.
Him: Fatty.
Mating Call
Yo’ sup Bee?
Like what you see?
Why don’t you come & pollinate me?!
Last night at my cousin’s in Beaufort, South Carolina, the chorus frogs (and whatever else is down there in the pond-swamp on his property) were making noises I’ve never heard nature make before. #frogs #chorusfrogs #loudfrogs #natureisnoisy #matingcall #pond #swamp #pondswamp #beaufortsc #ladyisland (at Lady's Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxB8Hbznwb0/?igshid=1xb3zq9a9flee
Common Goldeneye calling its mate. #photography #photooftheday #photoadaychallenge #bird #commongoldeneye #matingcall #canon7d #sigma150600 #opcmag #photoed #wildenessnation #canadianphotography #yyc #calgary #project365 (at Weaselhead Natural Environment Area)
“Beautiful things don’t ask for attention” #peacocks #peacockfeathers #peacockdance #nature #waltongardens #waltonhallgardens #matingcall #beautiful #naturesfinest (at Walton Hall, Cheshire)
