#fucked!

[zindrawsshit]

It takes some time for her to notice she can actually trick him. Bro is not going to recover from it though.

Pro tip : it fucking works IRL.

[tf2heritageposts]

it’s so fucking unfair that college means i can’t play tf2 as much as i want to, then when i get home i’m so dead tired i don’t want to even look at my laptop

[fooltofancy]

got the uh. loan default letter. hi

[first-ex-wife]

as soon as we started 2020 and people decided that retro should be 80s, 90s, 00s, and not 70s, 80s, 90s…. THAT is when it all started to go wrong

[brutlist]

you think mable cried in the kitchen next to the spot where her father died because she needed her daddy real bad and she’s real scared and it’s her fault he’s gone and laying with her cheek on the floor is the closest she’ll ever get to laying her head in his lap again like she did when she was small 

[marsjoram]

hey kanhatu are you guys good!? What happened??

OH MAN. delighted that i got an ask like this. i will really try to be as brief and relevant as possible but i doubt this will be brief honestly 😭ok SO

background: one of our party members, Clementine (Clem), was stuck in shady shit when she was younger, and assassinated someone she didn't want to. this is years before meeting the party. cut to the party, who has been going on lots of adventures and arguably getting into more and more trouble as time goes on. then, Clem eventually attempts (and fails) to assassinate the king for her patron, Catalyst. Clem is now an extremely wanted criminal and the party is too by association.

the party is now constantly hiding and is also sought after by a figure known as The Reverend, who demands Clem be put to justice for a crime irrelevant to the king, an older crime she committed. Clem turns herself in after The Reverend kills a party member, Tanya, and threatens to kill more if Clem doesn't submit. Clem's patron Catalyst apologizes to Clem for the trouble and promises them a favor.

Tanya, the killed party member, is resurrected with the use of a magical sword, and the party goes on to eventually find the town that Clem is held captive in, where she is about to be executed. using the remaining power in the sword, Clem asks for her favor from Catalyst to wish for the party's names to be cleared. this specific wish results in the entire party's adventures being rewritten, and all the memories of our time together fading almost instantly. everyone disappears from the scene. we have no idea what happened to the party members Dawn, Hayden, Tanya, and Paloma. the only characters we know a little about the current whereabouts of are Clem and Sully.

brief backstory about Sully: years before meeting the party, he was a fairly known religious figure, who was murdered in his sleep one night (and was later resurrected by his new patron).

cut to the current events, after Clem wishes for their names to be cleared: we flash back to years ago, when Clem assassinated the person she was pushed to assassinate; surprise! it was Sully. but in order to clear their name, Clem's wish has made it so she's no longer killed Sully, and Sully wakes up as if from a bad dream. Clem wakes up in...some kind of...circle? and it. seems like she may be dead. i don't think we fully know yet.

sorry. the shorter answer to your question was no

[beesidju]

WHY

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