#fucketh

[ranathebatcat]

"I'm funniest when I'm dying inside."

[havocfang]

Wait a HOT minute

Steven’s human half, which can survive on it’s own for the most part, is weak and sickly. Steven’s gem half is more like what White seeks in a gem; strong, orderly, ‘perfect’, hell, his gem half is stronger than White Diamond and is able to send three Diamonds flying just by screaming

But his gem half is just a shell. It’s strong, yes, but there’s no emotion, no feelings. And his human half would most likely die without the gem half, and it’s what gives the gem part of him life

Steven’s the perfect fusion of love between a gem and a human. Between a mother and her son

[theniceprincess-tnp-reboot]

I PAUSED MY VIDEO TO TAKE THE DOGS OUT AND IT WENT SILENT AND MY DOGS DIDNT MOVE AND I LEGIT THOUGHT TIME STOPPED FOR A SECOND

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

So I was chatting with cleverbot and cleverbot wants to know if Dirk loves Jake...

theres still a small chance-mod dave

[pokedcheck]

matthews gets shouldered pretty badly, laboured to the bench, not sure if he’s on the bench

[interstellarcanid-deactivated]

dear that One Impulsive Destructive Alter: no, leaving the house at 2 am, AGAIN, and fucking off to god knows where is NOT, in fact, a brilliant idea,

[brightgoat]

congratulations, you’re useless

[themurlocsrollingon]

wait.. yo what even r the laws around nonbinary peoples getting married in aus?? if i marry another enby does that make it same sex????