OKAY SO I was in gym class like an hour ago and the teacher was going around asking us questions about golf (I'm in old people sport because I have the asthmas and it kills me) and the teacher gets to my good friend Alyssa and asks "what's the first step to swinging a golf club" because that's a reasonable question apparently, and my friend freezes for like five minutes and doesn't respond until the gym teacher goes "alright go outside everyone" and then we had to run three laps backwards around the track



















