HELLO IT IS I, YOUR EVER RELIABLE LOCAL PAPER BOY

COME TO DELIVER THE NEWS OF THE DAY Bethany/27/she her wow I haven't updated this in awhile

[soft-cheek]

Just realized I'm apparently still 27 in the eyes of my tumblr blog which is really funny actually but I'm not changing it that's too much work

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[oofuri2003]

[kaeynine]

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[depsidase]

[coquelicoq]

favorite thing about abe takaya is the feedback loop between his compulsion to control everything and his desperate need to be trusted and worthy of trust. second favorite thing is how hard he is trying to communicate with and understand and support his sports partner who happens to be his opposite personality-wise in basically every way. third favorite thing is how bad he is at communicating with and understanding and supporting mihashi despite how hard he's trying. fourth favorite thing is the contrast between how bad he is at that despite trying very hard vs. how good he is at playing diabolical mind games with his opponents without any effort. fifth favorite thing is that he thinks he's normal.

[r00ib0s]

that's how i see them

[oofuri2003]

This is so...who cares if you hit anyone else fuck 'em. If you hit mihashi that's hell for 1000 years go fuck yourself

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably

[lettuccine]

role swap? age swap?

[sfonsecan]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[oofuri2003]

Most iconic two panels of the entire manga

[oofuri2003]

[lizardsister]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges