i am cringe but i am free

PJ/Salty | 27 | she/her | aroace | just a guy, really | 40+ ocs neocities i've had this blog for ten years now, and i'm not getting out of this chair personal blog with a focus on stuff i like and making people laugh w/ reblogs talks a lot in the tags yes my icon is a gay brown catboy. i'm an artist and writer.

[salty-dracon]

*writes out a fanfic plot*

...

no. i can't. it's too wholesome

[aroace-ryland-grace]

hi aromantics and asexuals and aroaces. I love you.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

also everyone who's anywhere else on the aspectrum and everyone who's questioning if they're aspec. hi I love you too.

[dailycatsblog]

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[approaching-the-scrungularity]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[buried-in-stardust]

Writing 和風細雨 (he2feng1xi4yu3; gentle breeze and light rain) with a cat's tail on a water-writing mat.

Water-writing mats turn black when wet and return to their original colour once dry, so they are often used to practise calligraphy with water. The black colour allows you to see your writing clearly, and the mat can be reused as soon as the writing dries and disappears.

[eng by me]

[dogposts]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying

[disparatemind]

I love her so much ♥️

[hotvampireadjacent]

[depsidase]

[fruitless-vain]

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

[fruitless-vain]

I’m sure this will get buried but for the sake of answering all your FAQs

- they’re Opawz pet specific dyes. Non toxic made specifically for dogs. Once they’re set and rinsed they can groom themselves normally, they pose no danger to her in any way, no fumes, there’s no bleach involved

- my dog is trained with cooperative care skills, the process is not stressful for her, she gets paid heavily for her cooperation and looks forwards to the opportunity to earn extra snacks with the grooming

- she’s a mini American shepherd, her name is Yoshi

[salty-dracon]

MESSED UP AT WORK AGAIN

[strayknight]

sometimes i think i can probably pass as masc and maybe even as a straight guy but any time i engage in conversation with a kind stranger i have a demeanor not unlike a princely rich girl archetype in a 2000s manga and frequently extend my hand in an elegant manner which has caused a number of drunken individuals on nights out to kiss my hand as if i were a beautiful ojousama and not a greasy mechanic

[strayknight]

every time i talk in work i feel this image manifest in my mind like a specter that torments me

[gremlininho]

[royalfirefly]

@pooblet

[weenie-kun]

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

[7777777awawawa7777777]

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[7777777awawawa7777777]

when that shawarma hit

[goawfma]

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough