his ass is NOT an apex predator

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his ass is NOT an apex predator
ALASKA IS HARDCORE AS FUCK. A FUCKING MOOSE ALMOST HEAD BUTTED MY CAR AND THIS GODDAMN BEAR WAS LIKE 4 FUCKING FEET FROM US IM FREAKING OUT
WE WENT FUCKIKNG HIKING AND WERE HEADING BACK DOWN A ROAD AND A FUCKING BLACK BEAR WAS JUST LIKE "SUP" NOISE DIDNT CHANGE ITS COURSE. TRUCK CAME BY IT DIdnt GIVE A SHIT. CHILLEST BEAR. We were like "lolbye". Ppl to the right weren't in our group but we collected them on our way back. Bear fucking followed us for like 15 minutes like It Follows. Nope.
I just screamed, scared my dog and pissed my pants a bit.
SON OF A BIT-
The fucking animatronics on this regular show episode remind me of five nights at Freddy's
buttherewasnogod replied to your photo:I guess he thinks he just lives here now.
Is that a bear in your yard or something??? *runs away shrieking*
Yes. That is the bear who keeps coming round trying to break into bear-proof things he can't get into... and then rolling them around the yard angrily because he can't get into them. -_-