#fucking cutest

[grammatically-incoherent]

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"I was confused. You asked me if I was a pretty good dancer, which I’m not. I’m an outstanding dancer."

[onnahu]

So like Bruce/Batman is super overdramatic. Like we know it. Reather than going to therapy he decided to dress up as a bat and beat up criminals so that they go into coma. And beside, I know that him taking on a bat fursona is because of his fear of them or whatever, but he could be effective with a demon mask or something. But no! He has to be dramatic, and take on that cute-ass animal and make it feard by everyone, because if he's scared of bats, than everybody else have to too.

And they're so cute!

But. The thing is, vigilatism, heroism, villainism, it's all a bit overdramatic. So all of his gaggle of children are dramatic too. But like, it's an unnecessary flip there, and insulting criminals by puns there, not going all emo and 'I am vengance, I am justice yada yada'.

Also, how he's just always towards the JL. He won't tell them anything, he's gonna keep his cards close and let them have the littlest he can. And like he'll make everything as dramatic as it can be. Like there was that scene in the JL cartoon if I remember correctly, where GL was irritating him (as per usual), and Batman, instead of talking back or ignoring him, stole his rong and was like 'at least i can do shit without a piece of alien jewlery'. It's dramatic as fuck! Like, you didn't had to do that, man!

And that way, I came to Jason freaking Todd, who looked at that man and said 'I can do everything he did better'. So he went on his little 'RH is better Batman than Batman ever was yada yada' rampage, and then made Bruce's overdramaticness look like a preeschoolers tantrum. He went all in.

His name? Red Hood? It may look unoriginal, taking the same method to choosing name as Bruce, but it's just perfect dramatic irony. Bruce don't know how Jason chose his name, but he does and it's all for shit and giggles, so that he'll havea breakdown when he'll find out RH's identity.

And if we're on it. His whole identity reveal, confrontation with Joker shit? It was planned. He was practicing his monologue for a moth every night before bed.

And the Titans Tower. Like, I don't really like that, but that horryfyingly-hillarious image of Jayson in Robin suit? It's priceless. I've seen those posts where people were like 'did he buy it on etsy? Sex shop? Or maybe he did it with his own two hands for three months straight so it'll look perfect?', and it's always so funny.

He decided that he's gonna outrun Bruce in every category there is, and he almost succeed. He failed, bc he doesn't have a gaggle of children running after him. (Unless you count Generation Outlaw when he had his little team to train and it was super cool. Maybe he did beat Bruce at it. They went on their own at least and aren't that traumatised by him as every batkid is by Bruce, so...)

[femchef]

Pastry Boss Lady just showed us her three year old pretending to host unboxing videos and it is the cutest fucking thing ever: BabyPastry: "Hello boys and girls! Today, we are going to play with Peppa Pig! Mommy, where is the box, we need to put Peppa in and take him out!"

[lulediellii]

[rupelover]

Rupert Grint at Formula 1 British Grand Prix at Silverstone. (July 9, 2016)

[cottognapple]

I'M CRYING AND IT'S ALL THIS PUPPY'S FAULT, WHAT ARE MY EMOTIONS DOING TODAY

seriously spend one minute of your life on this, it's great

[bagel-smoothie]

LET ME JUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING OCELOT. FUCKING ADORABLE RIGHT? BUT THIS LITTLE GUYS FRIENDS AND FAMILY IS DYING OFF BECAUSE HE IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL THAT PEOPLE HAVE TO ILLEGALLY  KILL THEM FOR THEIR FUR. I CAN'T.

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