proffessional escapist

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[barsilaybdroer]

daily clicks for palestine

donate to feed refugees in rafah

spreadsheet of gofundmes to evacuate families

fundraiser for esims for gaza

orgs to donate to

[timdrakelonghairtruther]

Batfam where everything is what you typically come across except instead of Jason calling Tim 'pretender' or 'replacement' he just calls him a larper

[onnahu]

Sometimes my mother says shit that violently reminds me that for some unfathomable reason she refuses to go to therapy even if at this point she propably needs it more than me

[onnahu]

Look my country may suck but my city is the fucking best no discussion

[onnahu]

You know that feeling sometimes when you sneeze

[onnahu]

my favourite thing about bsd fandom is propably that due to chuuya having different coloured eyes in manga and anime people just decided that he can be even more quirky than he already is and give him heterochromia

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[kurozu501]

"the one within the villainess" is very much isekai count of monte cristo with a female main character but i cannot overstate how much it is also fundamentally a comedy. So much of the story is remilia internally making light yagami just as planned faces while she does… fundamentally good things that improve the lives of everyone around her.

She'll be like "i am a master manipulator spinning you all in my web"

[helps the persecuted ethnic minority, adopts traumatized orphans and gives them a new safe happy home]

"i am a devious cunning monster playing you all perfectly as my pawns"

[rescues dozens of towns from crisis, takes direct action to prevent the magic apocalypse and save the world]

"UGH look you guys just because i carried out the role of the world saving purification maiden and saved you all that doesn't mean you can call me the purification maiden!!! im super evil!!!"

[ieatstarsss]

sparkles

[onnahu]

today i soft launched fanfiction and ao3 to my mother

[noodles-and-tea]

:(

[onnahu]

Jason's unhinged villain era might have been cut short but I won't let it go. Let him be absolutely fucking insane.

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[onnahu]

The saga of tumblr ads continues

Yeah i get the message. It's the message of like every fifth post i reblog. Why did u use an ai zebra for it? It's uncanny. Also why is it an ad? What does it advertise really? Bc i'm not gonna click on it, but i'm morbidly curious.

And no tumblr, no matter how weird you make it, i'm not going tumblr premium. Do you think i'm made of money? And even if i was, i still wouldn't. What are you talking about

[onnahu]

An insurance company worker: I apologise, but you're so obviously cursed i cannot give you an insurance. We have no cursed policy. There are pamphlets for free clinic that specialises in breaking curses though! We'll be happy to take you as our client after you take care if that.

A very sad 46 year old divorced man, not cursed, just deeply sad, already got the same pamphlet in 4 different insurance companies he visited earlier that day: ah... it's really nice, even if deeply humiliating...

Coming out of the building he trips, drops his briefcase, it breaks, all his documents fly out and straight into a paddle, before he has the time to even get up, 3 people have time to step on his ID.

[onnahu]

Who wants to go to an art gallery and dramatically act out the scenes on the paintings?