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I clearly was not paying attention to what was on the tv bc all I heard was

“naughty naughty, pretty birds belong in their cages~”

and I was like damn that’s kinda hot-

then I looked up to see what we were watching.

this is where the voice came from

This is not okay.

#moony mumbles #Movie #penguins of madagascar #Fucking Dave #WAIT NO #IM NOT FUCKING DAVE #BUT LIKE #FUCK DAVE

not me popping back on here with a post after months of semi-inactivity (uni is being a bitch) just to reiterate how much i love writing the pahkitew island cast.

aside from sammy and amy (obviously), literally everyone else can be shipped with one another and it'd make sense to some degree, like it takes skill to create a group of people so inherently shippable (platonically and/or romantically) and ofc the writers didn't know it they just shoved a bunch of random ppl together and dusted their hands off on it but fr tho 😭

(yeah im planning out my leonave 'stranger things inspired' au, and the gears are turning, and i forgot just how much i love writing for this dumbass group)

(i swear im working on the next chapter of a guide to surviving the apocalypse too)

#no but i've way too many ideas lmaoo #i forgot ive a whole longass post in my drafts dedicated to ramblings abt this longfic and i came across it today ahaha #like amy leading a manhunt for leonard bc shes got everyone to think he killed her sister (who she didn't even like much smh)#and topher's one of the ppl involved and when shawn hears he's like “topher? yeah i can handle him dw” (possible tophawn minor pairing??)#and leonard's abt to get the equivalent of being burnt at the stake literally #when guess who shows up in a fucking mercedes of all cars #fucking dave #and he helps leonard escape narrowly by driving fast af and leonard's so confused bc like “i thought you'd be with those guys”#and get this: dave doesnt believe leonard killed sammy bc of his vehement belief that leonard doesn't know magic LMAOOO #and leonard doesnt know whether to be affronted or grudgingly thankful bc if it wasn't for dave's desire for everything to be normal #leonard would have been part of the witch trials 2.0 #and idk who's watched st but the plot is somewhat inspired by it #like shawn goes missing first and dave as his best friend is panicking abt it (in this one axel is shawns cousin???)#and then when they find him at last the weird deaths start leading to leonard finding sammy dead and this whole situation #and theres a whole different world underneath them and its up to leonard dave ella and sky to team up and prevent certain destruction #and theres slowburn leonave (with pining leonard and oblivious dave)#and leonard lives with his uncle whos understanding of his passions (unlike his dad who basically gave him away for the same reason)#and leonard's life is total opppsite from dave's #and they both know it #and omgggg this au has been a brainrot for so goddamn long #but idk why i just got a slew of ideas for it today #and like dave stays over at leonards at one point and leonard gives him his bed (like a gentleman)#and the next morning shawn barges in like “wheres my best friend” bc ever since he was taken he's been v paranoid abt losing the ppl he lov #and he hugs dave and daves like “how dirty are you rn” and shawns like “nothing yet i waited so that i can hug you when i see your dumb ass #and everyones like abt dave to leonard “idk if he's the right one for you”#but then later on dave saves his life by going a little bit unhinged classic dave-style #and ends up scaring a nurse and receptionist into retiring early #total drama #td leonard #td dave

DAVE DIRECTED THE NEXT EPISODE ITS EITHER GONNA BE SO GOOD OR SO GOOD THAT IT MAKES ME CRY

#FUCKING DAVE #dave............#dave i am requesting financial compensation for emotional damages #tbobf #the mandalorian #boba fett #fennec shand #din djarin #from the anthill

-dave

wtf did u do

#askkk #fucking dave #cube bitches

@fabfilippo: this is the bathroom of the ooole studio where we shot... #qaf

#qaf #queer as folk #brian kinney #justin taylor #michael novotny #ted schmidt #emmett honeycutt #FUCKING DAVE

Dave is my bitch.

#fucking Dave

you should read homestuck

#fsalkfsalkjfsaklfsaklf i was thinking about the fucking busts in problem sleuth today and #FUCKING DAVE #i love you my son stay safe in the apocalypse heres captain snoops stone bust head to keep you in your room #homestuck #dirk strider #alpha dave #alpha dave strider #mspa

DAVE™: (whispering. His breath tickles Aaron) I love you.You're amazing. I loved you the minute I knew you. Remember that day? The bridge?... B-but you don't know me (tears prick Dave's™ eyes. Aaron's hand goes to his elbow by instinct. He always liked how Dave™ let himself cry) This is my world. And I know its not safe. Sorry, but I can't let you go AARON: (whispering too) But Liv and Vic are out there (Dave™ leans in and kisses him. Aaron waits a beat or two before pulling away) I have to go

#ask #DaveTM #FUCKING DAVE #BACK TF OFF #but man i fucking love this story #dave anon you genius #ily so much #anon #anonymous

#fucking dave

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