#fucking dick.

[d1ventus]

idk if tumblr ate my last ask so ima send it again cus yknow . highkey if i was z id be at ur HOUSE rn. like. its not even a question damn bitch u obsessed with him nd he dont like u back?? thats crazy.

ok so I deleted your last ask. Im going to drop all polite pretenses and tell it to you plainly, I view your ask as an insult to Z, even if he himself does not think of it as such. the next time you find the fucking audacity to insult Z to my face, Im going to shove my fist so far up your ass I go past your prostate gland and rip your damn testes out from your ass. dont come onto my page and insinuate about things you have no clue of, youre not Z, dont try to act like him or replace him because I would sooner spit in your face and slam it into a lamp post than be with you over Z.

please never send me an ask again. thank you.

[ultravioletlesbian]

to the asshole that swerved into my fucking car and then drove off FUCK YOU.

[loverboy-ish]

i love my brother but jesus christ lmao. if you're gonna order something and you even offer to buy for one other person, make sure you fucking ask the third person who also lives in the same fucking house if they want anything. "ohhh i'm in my chair and dad's outside... i've already ordered..." fucking christ.

[joshulator]

so, just now, I grabbed my sharp scissors instead of my dull scissors by mistake and mindlessly turned them around in one hand from the “removing scissors from the utensil Lazy Susan” hand position to the “about to cut some shit” hand position by using my own torso as leverage, not registering that I had the sharp, pointy scissors.

and that’s how I just stabbed myself.

[pxriit-a]

[eat-shit-asshole]

Dicks are weird man but yet again they are like fascinating

[callityourfriend]

my brother in law's a major asshole who thinks his opinion is so fucking important to everyone and needs to be heard.

[therealcanadiansuperstore]

My dad just called me "so fucking lazy" for absolutely no reason.