WOW WOW

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at parties.

[joshulator]

I hate it when you follow someone and then decide they're a load of shit and you unfollow them and they finally follow you back. you fucking bitch. who do you think you are.

[joshulator]

I'm coming back to Tumblr for this shit.

[joshulator]

someday Vaira is going to come face to face with her fucking maker. and it’s going to be me, and I’m going to erase her from existence. no one will remember her or her fucking tits.

[joshulator]

forgot I posted that pic last time I was on.

[joshulator]

I was going through my prized collection of dick pics and found this forgotten photo from my birthday. whoops. @dhaturra

[joshulator]

remember when we were all real butthurt over the addition of the IM feature.

[bittergloss]

big ass mood bitch

[dhaturra]

Follow my favourite bitch.

@joshulator

[joshulator]

some of you people saw Tumblr’s customize theme option and made it your prerogative to make the ugliest, most unreadable bullshit imaginable.

[1halloweennight]

My friend and I arranged Mindless Self Indulgence’s “Straight to Video” for violin tonight.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind

[beetnelson]

[zachsilberberg]

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia (dir. David Lynch, 2013)

[brittany-murphy]

i cant believe you made its always sunny look like some indie film

[daveocean]

need this to be deleted

[sailorbrazil]

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you

[weedstoner]

this is honestly one of my favorite scenes from any reality show ever, it completely defies explanation or description and it’s impossible to convey just how fucking insane it is to someone without showing them the clip

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

the left side of my face is dead

[theandrewkwan]

Mad Max: Fury Road Alternative posters

Prints available HERE and HERE

[gif87a-com]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

[robotlyra]

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

[lesbiangonegirl]

film meme (1/∞) favourite genre: thriller 

Thriller is a broad genre of literature, film and television, having numerous, often overlapping subgenres. Thrillers are characterized and defined by the moods they elicit, giving viewers heightened feelings of suspense, excitement, surprise, anticipation and anxiety.

[mononoke-420]

“There’s no lasagnas back here. Somebody’s gonna have to die.”

[gb7zone7]

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