#fucking dudebros

[ramseyr]

Bye bye, Brack 👋😁

[ramseyr]

Bye bye, Brack 👋😁

[spacebunslewis]

Oh, so nicks suddenly injured now... i gotta laugh djksjd Just say he wanted to play against rafa and try to take him out like?!? And now they're upset abt the rules and idk why? Who would you have put up against team Europe if you had known earlier? Nick's the best singles player you have so I dont get it...

[waytoomanyships]

May I please request 5 and 50 for the 65 Rare Questions Ask? Thanks!

Absolutely! I love seeing your asks in my ask box.

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

Id be a mixture if a bonsai (bc I'm short affff) and a birch tree (bc I'm pale afffff).

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

Hooooo boy have I got a weird one. So I was fucking around omegle cause I was bored. I had on 3D glasses, a slipknot hoodie, and I was holding my huge light up skull (his name is bob and he lights up rainbow colors). I was connected with a guy, and since I have no mic I started typing like a Shakespearean knight would. The guy and I exchange plesantries then the obvious happens: he compliments me and asks if he could take his dick out. I decline like a gentlemen and he was like okay. For a minute he didnt ask and then proceedes to ask if he could jerk off under the table. His reasoning was thatI wouldn't be able to see it and he could get off. I said no. We went back and forth for a while, I'm talking like a knight the whole time, and he finally folds and skips me. I stood triumphant and victorious! I was and still am the victor.

That was one of the weirdest convos I've had. I've had plenty more bc I'm weird but none come to mind.

Thank you for asking my friend! You're always welcome to ask any other questions you may have. 😊

[twasjane]

There’s a video on Youtube calling 616!Jane Foster the ‘Rose Tico’ of Thor and I’m like... that’s a good thing?

also yeah, I’d go with that.

[blackbird-brewster]

Today two straight guys in training were pretending to hit on each other and they were being really gross. All 14 of my training class plus probably 6 other employees were in the break room. Everyone was laughing with them and I looked up from my phone and said "You know being openly homophobic in front of a homosexual person is fucking disgusting and you can knock it off!" And I said it loud and stern. And the entire room went SILENT. And instead of leaving, I just sat there and kept texting. And let them all stew in the awkward. It was glorious.

[i-gotta-go-good-day-bitch]

if i see one more fucking sexist comment about Hillary Clinton I’m gonna scream.  How can people rep Bernie Sanders with his history of supporting women's rights and think that “cunt” “twat” “bitch” “slut” “whore” are words he would approve of.  Fucking idiots.

[burnedlegate]

talking with some czech fans about fallout like

yes!!!!! i passed the test!!! i do know what fallout 1 & 2 are about!!!!! i am a true nerd yes!!!! it’s confirmed!!!!!!