My mom: *enters my room because she was taking company on a ‘tour’ while I was out and leaves the blinds open*
Me: *notices instantly* Who was in my room?
My mom: Oh, it was me. I didn’t think you’d mind. We weren’t in there very long.
You didn’t think I’d mind you invading my privacy, disrespecting my personal space, while i was out of the house?! Bitch, you didn’t even fucking ask if you could go into my room, and usually you actually do (at least, when there’s company. When it’s just you and your own dumb ass, you don’t even fucking wait for me to fucking respond first. You just walk in and it fucking pisses me off).
Why the hell do you think I wouldn’t mind?! You know very well that I do fucking mind, you fucking dipshit!