Apr 17, 2017
I honestly hate living where I do
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I honestly hate living where I do
why the fuck isn't it illegal to fire a gun in a residential area
We're the only family that makes a clandestine game of boob taps during a viewing.
That's right, macho man. Feel like a fucking loser.
It's not just that you pulled up to the red light screeching your tires. It's not just that you revved your engine and laughed at my smaller truck. It's not even that you and your buddy in the passenger's seat were catcalling.
It's that I nodded and agreed and watched for the light to change instead of goofing off with a buddy. It's that not only did I beat you out of the gate, but to the next stoplight as well.. It's that you didn't squeal your tires coming up to the light this time because you knew you had failed.
And you and your big truck and your mouthy buddy lost to a younger woman in a 50's hairstyle and sweet doll-like make up.
So yeah, I blew you a kiss and then raced off again. Deal with it. Anytime you want a rematch, let me know; I'll kick your ass then kiss your cheek a second time.
Person 1: You'll have to make the dog treats in Indonesia or somethin
Person 2: How are you gunna make dog treats there when they eat all the dogs over there!!!
Why must i be jealous all the time? :\
me leaving was supposed to send a message. that message was that I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR REDNECK DRAMA ANYMORE.