#fucking miami

[clowderofcloudies]

It is one AM.

My partner, her sister, and I just finished catching a family of chickens.

[shawnsmusical]

It’s the way the dog even looks better in LA

[phoenixkluke]

my fucking god I almost ran over a damn wheel chair in the middle of a goddamn highway 🙄 who the fuck looses a damn wheelchair 😤😤😤

[lezbinaked]

Tell Six Random Facts About Yourself then Pass it on to Ten of Your Favorite Followers

I was tagged by @sodium-bazaar—thanks!! :)

1. I live in Miami where NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO CONSTRUCT A WORKING HIGHWAY

2. OR ROAD

3. OR DRIVE WELL

4. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO TURN UP

5. AND THAT'S HOW PEOPLE TURN UP DEAD

6. WELCOME TO MIAMI

6+. I’m Bi :)

@stillstrongerthanyesterday @recordcrackle and anyone else who wanna do tis

[pearlinmyhead]

I got a connect for shrooms and coke from my UM circle also lol

[thegirlwiththefro]

Just because I didn't hear you the first time (because the metro is loud as fuck) DOES NOT MEAN I CANT UNDERSTAND OR SPEAK ENGLISH ASSHATS!!!!!

[bluesmagician]

Omg we just saw City of Miami Firefighters pick up prostitutes in their fire truck holy shit

[lefty-blue]

Way to shit the bed there Patriots. First game and I'm already aggravated.