MALINDA HERMAN CHECKPOINT: we know the world sucks and the horrors are unending, but so are the joys. Take a load off.
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MALINDA HERMAN CHECKPOINT: we know the world sucks and the horrors are unending, but so are the joys. Take a load off.
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absolutely looosssinggg it. i'm so obsessed with movies which portray the woman MC in a highly specific job because the writers clearly think it's like "off-beat" and "quirky" but have no idea how the field works whatsoever.
i decided to try a romcom i somehow missed i the 2000s 'head over heels' and i got 3 and a half minutes in and we're introduced to the lonely MC with bad taste in men as evidenced by her extremely short list of ex boyfriends, including her first boyfriend when she was 11 or something because i guess that's still relevant in her adult life.
so she's resigned herself to never finding love and prefers to ignore men to focus all her energy into her career.
this job is immediately presented as though it's for spinsters with no hope of ever finding a man.
the mc's lesbian bestie (whose first line involves her being scolded for being too sexual in the workplace, but moving on) points out their colleagues as evidence that they're doomed to a romance-less, sexless life if they don't switch up their shared career path. the colleagues are three old women, so-dubbed "the menopause triplets":
these women are presented as if they have no idea what's going on at any given moment. this is 2001, and presumably this is an entry level job requiring low effort and no experience.
then their boss bursts into the room, unceremoniously bumping a large painting into the door jam and walls, announcing that it's a new project for our MC.
our MC is thrilled to see the painting. apparently it's a light in the daily slog at her dreary job for loser women with nothing going on in their lives.
And that job is? Conservator of paintings (specializing in Renaissance) at the New York City Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The painting being handled like an old couch on its way to the curb?
The Bacchanal of the Andrians by Titian.
Her lesbian colleague who is presumably also a a highly trained & skilled curator finds it depressing that the MC is so excited about the painting.
it's a quirk unique to this MC that she cares so much about paintings, in her department at the metropolitan museum of art, where her colleagues find all that art business rather dreary. because we all know that's what conservators in extremely competitive museum positions are like.
I'm not saying there can't be lifelong love in here somewhere but I also just feel like the monogamous heterosexual marriage you're fantasizing about isn't necessarily best represented by the bacchanal. and that's okay. but i do stand by that.
171, climbing a tree to check on her two spring cubs
Originally Posted: July 12, 2025
Today (6/3/26) is the celebration day over on explore.org for 171, her current cubs, and her daughter 610. These queued posts are my way of joining that celebration!
Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo
Kingdom Come Deliverance, but Redwall.
Been neglecting the fuck out of this pinguicula and only remembered it existed and finally watered it after like 2 weeks of leaving it bone dry for dead and then I watered it and a day later its making a flower. Its a metaphor. Or something.
Indian elephant Elephas maximus maximus
Observed by christiandoerig, CC BY-NC
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
i don't like calling things cognitohazardous, even when used semifacetiously it gives some amount of credence to the idea that one can be mentally corrupted by reading something. like even outright fascist propaganda is not a cognitohazard, one can read like mein kampf or smth and understand that it's bad just fine and not be like duped into hating da jews or whatever. reading stuff that is bigoted abt a group you are in can be painful and triggering but that isn't what is conveyed by the term cognitohazard
[Image description: Three photos of a long-necked bird next to a sign, with water in the background. The sign says “No Fishing, Conservation Area” in large text with “by order of Blackpool Council” in smaller text. In the first photo, the bird is looking at the sign as if reading it. In the second, it has turned to stare accusingly straight into the camera. The third photo is a close-up of the bird’s face. /end description]
Grey heron (Ardea cinerea)
everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb
photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU
Today's Seal Is: *Blows Up*
Rue was looking electric this morning
Ouroboros Pie Crust by Danielle Baskin
West African elephant Loxodonta "cyclotis"
Observed by zacpeterson, CC BY-NC