You know what I really hate?
Like, really, really, fucking hate?
PEOPLE WITH BIG ASS STROLLERS WHO BRING THEM TO THE MALL AND TAKE THEM INTO ALL THE STORES AND LEAVE THEM AROUND SO THAT NO ONE CAN GET PAST THEM. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS ALREADY CROWDED AS FUCK IN THERE.
I went to the mall with my family today. My parents and I went to an Indian restaurant with my aunt and uncle for lunch, then we decided to go shopping. It's a tax-free holiday weekend here, so there were lots of people in all the stores. Aeropostale was having a sale, so I decided to go in and look around. It's already a small, cramped place, and it was so crowded I could hardly move around all the people there, much less the TWO HUGE STROLLERS that the people who owned them had positioned in such a way that it was impossible to get around them to the back of the store.
I get it. You have a baby. You don't want to hold your baby all the time and you want something that you can put your kid in so you can push them around. But, here's the thing. Your baby is the size of a football, okay? Your stroller is the size of my fucking VOLKSWAGEN. I really do not understand why people need such huge ass strollers to carry something so small. And even if these people did need such a big stroller, for some reason(s) unknown to me, you'd think they'd have more common sense than to take it inside a store where there are shitloads of people trying to shop and move around them, or at least NOT PUT IT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC AND FUCKING LEAVE IT THERE WHERE IT'S IN EVERYONE'S WAY. Fuck. How about, you know, getting a normal sized stroller, or maybe just holding your baby? Get one of those baby backpacks where you strap the kid to your body like you're about to go skydiving with it. That seems like a pretty good option.
Every time I go to the mall, there is at least one of these people there. I seriously can't stand it. I want to yell at these moms every time I see them. Like, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE I RUN YOU AND YOUR BABY OVER. Just because your kid is an inconvenience to you doesn't mean you have to make it one for everyone else, too.