#fucking headache

[hoovesnhorns]

Twice Your Age

It’s nearly 3am here as I post this… I know my own fault, but I see some fics floating around stating Leon’s their man, boyfriend… whatever and in the same breath states Leon is twice the age of user…. Just think about that for just a sec… TWICE his age. Now I’m Leon’s age, the ripe old 49… now what if *he* had someone TWICE his age … that’s 98 peoples … fucking 98! Now you think twice is ‘cute’…? I call that a fucking miracle to still be alive… I just can’t understand you kids, I love creative expression but I cannot understand twice the age limit… sorry

I’m off to bed, y’all crazy 😔

[stabbyfoxandrew]

yo can somebody shoot me

[sammroo167]

Oh, those tiny micro-expressions

[deathelegy]

When the devil can't reach you, he will send the migraine to you.

[everydayesterday]

when sleep is not restful.  fuck that.  I want to speak to the manager.

[quethekillerqueen]

Why don't humans come with a detachable head

[effinshitpost226]

How fucked up is it to force someone to bare children as a form of punishment for their need of intimacy.

Also the majority of "pro-life" people that I have had the utmost "pleasure" of LIVING AROUND tend to ironically forget that the kid is a human being after it's born and neglect and abuse the ever loving fuck out of them.

[decaffeinated-sword-lesbien69]

Convos number 4 with FRIENDS!!

Sooo little background, I'm gonna be a aunt soon, so that's why there's baby stuff.

Person A: Guess what I'm doing.

Person B: what?

Person A: Listening to old music.

Person B: Cool I'm getting rid of headache.

Person A: OH NO! What happened?!

Person B: I got hit with a stroller.

Person A: ...

Person B: yeah...