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My little niece's nickname is Eevee, so now I'm hoping the pokemon noise I make are her first words... or the curse words. One of those need to be first.

#aunt nonsense #first words #troublemaker #pokemon gotta say fuck #love being me #Eevee I chose you!

IT'S A CONVO! BUT WITH MOM?!

I was too lazy to actually write this out, but I have no regrets.

#convo with mom?!#tik tak #don't do this #no regrets #fucking lost my lunch!!!#life? Who is she?

Convos number 4 with FRIENDS!!

Sooo little background, I'm gonna be a aunt soon, so that's why there's baby stuff.

Person A: Guess what I'm doing.

Person B: what?

Person A: Listening to old music.

Person B: Cool I'm getting rid of headache.

Person A: OH NO! What happened?!

Person B: I got hit with a stroller.

Person A: ...

Person B: yeah...

#convo with friends series #fucking headache #i need sleep #fucking strollers #always read the fucking manual man #just do it

Convos number 3 with FRIENDS!!

Person A: My lesbian vibes are telling me someone wants to kill me.

Person B: It’s probably me.

Person A: You want to kill me?

Person B: you know shank shank.

Person B: Idk who would want to kill.

Person A: WHO WANTS TO FUCKING KILL ME?!

Feeling like someone is thinking about me, and the only one reason why someone would think about me is cause they want to kill me...

#convo with friends series #my life #we need to sleep for real #random quotes #quotes #fun with friends #group chat is chaotic #sleep was never an option

Regular people be saying, "mY bOdY iS a TeMpLe."

Like bitch what!? My bodys a haunted house! You never know what the fuck is happening and you're too scared to ask about it.

#random quotes #need a life #normal sucks #my body is a haunted house #we too gay for this shit

Part 2 of Message with friends...

This is a real convo I had with my friend, and I just can't.

Person A: I woke up at 14:00 from a dream about me taking over a school government, while being slightly horny.

Person B: What?

Person A: You heard what I said.

Person B: What do you mean 14:00?

Person A: Military time... it means 2.

Person B: Am or Pm?

Person A: BITCH! IF I SAID 14! DOES THAT COME AFTER 12?! OR BEFORE IT?!

Person B: I don’t know I’m bad at Spanish.

I am really wondering why I like my friends...

#i'm surrounded by idiots #save me from people #real conversations #might make this a thing #gays being gays #save me from these people...#convo with friends series

Person A: Anonymous is Daddy

Person B: Anonymous is not daddy

Person A: Anonymous and Spec Ops are Daddy

Person C: I'm Daddy

Person B: NO!

This was a real convo I had with my friends... I can't right not with them.

#this is real conversation #save me from people #group chat is chaotic #funnyshit #the gay is real #Anonymous and Spec Ops are not Daddy!#convo with friends series

Spread the word a bill is being made so that our fellow trans people won't get proper healthcare! Make our voice heard for our trans family! This is our time to fight again!

#trans #lgbtq problems #lgbtq pride #trans love #transgender #ftm mlm #protect trans youth

I spent about 9 minutes on this... I need a life.